My wife asked me to make an appointment to get her car in for an oil change. I replied;
You have an appointment for your car first thing Monday morning. I can bring it in, or you can, as you wish. Hmm—now there’s a "Change" for which we can "Hope". Call the Obama campaign headquarters. Better yet, call Jiffy Lube headquarters and tell them you have a great new ad slogan: We "Hope" we can "Change"…your oil. - or - Do you "Hope" for a "Change"? Well, get over to Jiffy Lube today!! We can do "An Oil Change You Can Believe In". I think they should do it and try to get sued by the Obama campaign. It would make them extremely famous and get them another million customers overnight.
You have an appointment for your car first thing Monday morning. I can bring it in, or you can, as you wish.
Hmm—now there’s a "Change" for which we can "Hope". Call the Obama campaign headquarters. Better yet, call Jiffy Lube headquarters and tell them you have a great new ad slogan:
We "Hope" we can "Change"…your oil.
- or -
Do you "Hope" for a "Change"? Well, get over to Jiffy Lube today!! We can do "An Oil Change You Can Believe In".
I think they should do it and try to get sued by the Obama campaign. It would make them extremely famous and get them another million customers overnight.
I should have added;
"Don't just "Hope" your car is OK-- "Change" your oil at (pick a company) today."
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