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# Friday, July 03, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Friday, July 03, 2009 7:56:11 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Blog stuff | Home Life )

The rest of the family is packing up to go camping and they will soon discover I'm trying to make a blog post instead of helping them.

A QOTD should show up later today but I'm not sure if I will get others in the queue before I am dragged away, deep into the wilderness of North Central Idaho.

# Thursday, July 02, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, July 01, 2009 11:15:13 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

Via an email from Barron (don't think that I had missed this I saw it before Barron sent the email but he does deserve some credit) we find that Joe's Cure for Everything also improves the genetics of your offspring:

Daily sex can improve the genetic quality of a man’s sperm and could raise his chances of fathering a child, research has suggested.

Couples who are trying for a baby are often advised to have sex every other day, so that the man’s sperm count has time to recover, but scientists in Australia have discovered that this may lower some men’s fertility.

While abstaining from sex for a few days raises the sperm count, quality can be damaged if a man ejaculates too infrequently. A study at Sydney IVF, a centre for infertility treatment, has found that daily sex for a seven-day period substantially improves the genetic quality of sperm, without lowering sperm counts enough to impair fertility.

Barb and I sometimes wonder how we got such (nearly) perfect children. In addition to the superior genes from their parents and the awesome job we did rearing them it appears that our active sex life prior to their conception may have contributed as well.

You are welcome James, Kimberly, and Xenia. It was our pleasure to have you.

# Wednesday, July 01, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, July 01, 2009 10:55:05 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Gun Rights | Home Life )

I'm finally settled into my new hidden, underground, hardened, bunker well enough to make a few blog posts. That doesn't mean I'm all caught up reading everyone else's blogs and commenting on all the things I would have liked to comment on.

It was more work than I expected. It's amazing how much stuff a pack-rat can accumulate in 3.5 years in one place. I did throw a bunch of stuff away--which helps some in the new place.

It turns out it's a 15 minute walk to work instead of a 10 minute walk but that isn't bad. It makes it easier for Barb to have lunch with me when she is over here too.

Barb did a lot of the work and has her nest in the corner mostly configured the way she wants it. We still have to buy a few things that we shared in the common kitchen in the old bunker.

One thing that is surprising is how much moisture is in the air of the new bunker. I never needed to use the dehumidifier in the old one. This one started smelling wet after just a couple days. I turned on the dehumidifier and it's pulling out about two gallons of water from the air each day. The humidity dropped from 60% to, as of this minute, 48%. This is probably acceptable.

After learning that the Bellevue police have been fully informed on open carry I decided to do that a bit on an experimental basis during the move and then extended it into my normal activies in the parking lot of not only the bunker but of banks and the mall. There have been no problems so far. I think a couple of teenage girls in the parking lot noticed as they and (I presume) their mother were moving in nearby. The mother gave me a smile and said, "Hi" as she got into her pickup the next time I made a trip with my arms full of boxes from the Jeep in the parking lot down the stairs to the bunker. But other than that there have not been any reactions that I have noticed.

Tonight another women was moving in and she might have seen the gun as well. She smiled and said hi before she had an opportunity to see it. I didn't look back after I walked by so I don't know she did see it or had a reaction. The license plate on her car is from California so she might not think it was so cool to see someone packing in public! If I see her running for cover and/or concealment when I come to the surface I'll know she has an adverse opinion of gun owners.

# Monday, June 22, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, June 22, 2009 9:55:54 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I'm in the process of moving to another hidden underground hardened bunker. My old one was compromised due to multiple contacts with the police through no fault of my own.

Well...that's not the only version of the story. It's also true that the rents have been dropping in the area and I can get an underground bunker for only slightly more money than I'm currently paying and is walking distance from my work instead of a 20 minute (assuming no traffic--yeah, right!) drive.

Until the move is complete and I'm all settled in blogging will be a little lighter than normal. I expect to be done by next Monday.

# Thursday, June 18, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, June 18, 2009 8:23:17 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Xenia has more wedding photos up. These are from the professional photographer.

By: Joe Huffman Thursday, June 18, 2009 7:57:46 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Gun Fun | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Population pre-event, fifteen million. Population post-event, ten million and dropping. Four Operatives. My share of the initial casualty count was one million, two hundred and fifty fucking thousand people. The number was meaningless except as a strategic calculation and a sick, horrible comment percolated thorough my thoughts.

I. Am. A. Weapon. Of. Mass. Destruction.

Kenneth Chinran
A character in the book The Weapon, Page 440.
By Michael Z. Williamson
[A few days after I made this post on April 1 2008 Freehold and The Weapon showed up on my desk at work courtesy of Tony. As Jim said, "Joe, if you haven't read Freehold and The Weapon by Michael Z. Williamson you really ought to, they describe your 'April Fools' scenario almost to a T."

I don't have much time for reading dead tree stuff but I put these books on the top of my stack. I finished Freehold in about three or four months and I currently have only a handful of pages left on The Weapon. They are very good books. Had I decided to take the time they would have been the type of book I would have read straight through stopping only to tell Barb to leave me alone--I really didn't need to eat or sleep yet.

Being an engineer I would have liked more detail on some things. But being a good engineer I can figure out the details for myself should I have the need.

Sleep well.--Joe]

# Wednesday, June 17, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, June 17, 2009 7:48:54 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life )

I went to the doctor for a minor procedure yesterday. I just had my physical last Thursday and for some stupid reason I didn't think I would be asked for my weight and other vitals again. Wrong.

I was carrying my usual self-defense tools, utility tools, and a double handful of keys (how can this be? Yet, I can go through them one by one and claim a need for all of them) rather than putting them in a fanny pack I could dump quickly while on the scales. I told the nurse she didn't want my weight. It would be about 15 pounds more than last week. "17", she corrected.

Then she wanted my blood pressure. I was wearing a unbuttoned light-weight denim shirt over a t-shirt with my STI Eagle 5.1 (link is to the very similar 5.1) with a spare 18 round magazine on the off side in between. She had some trouble getting the cuff to go over my arm and shirt so I took the denim shirt off and tried to drop it part way down in such a way that it still covered my gun. It went all the way to the exam table and left my gun fully exposed in the Kramer IWB #2 holster. The nurse had to see it. She was working with the cuff just a few inches from the gun but she didn't comment or stare. She did her business with the vitals and other stuff then left saying the doctor would be in shortly.

After many minutes the doctor was still not there and I became concerned. I thought maybe they were waiting for the police to arrive or something. The doctor has a bit of an accent and I wasn't sure where it was from. I thought she might be from England and I worried she would refuse to see me. Bitter tried to reassure me but I wasn't all that reassured. After a few more minutes she came in and there was no indication of concern about the gun on my hip. Whew!

As she prepped for the procedure she made small talk and I had a good opportunity to ask about her accent. South African she said. Ahhh! Much, much more gun friendly than England. Maybe that partially explains it. I didn't ask.

I'm with Robb, I expected something once I lost concealment. But nothing? I guess that's good.

# Monday, June 15, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, June 15, 2009 6:21:54 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Dan Rather did Fake but Accurate so I now present Factual but Misleading.

The two pictures below were taken within a short time of each other on Saturday before Xenia's wedding. Xenia is looking in the direction of her husband to be, John, who is shown in the picture below hers.

Draw your own conclusions about what these pictures mean.

I'll let Xenia and/or John explain the straight story.

# Saturday, June 13, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:51:51 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Getting married in about 32 minutes.

Xenia Huffman-Scott
On Twitter at 1328 PDT June 13, 2009
[It went well with only some very, very minor glitches.


Leaving the bridal party preparation room. The wedding started at 1400.


Barb and I escorting Xenia down the "aisle".
Photo by Amy Huffman.


Xenia and John Vlieger
Photo by Amy Huffman


Bridesmaids Hannah and Becky. Best-man James. Matron of Honor Kim.
Photo by Amy Huffman.


John and Xenia leaving in their "getaway car". A '69 Corvette.

At 1954 PDT I received a text message from Xenia, "We made it! The room has a beautiful view!"

Another one leaves the nest. [heavy sigh]--Joe]

# Friday, June 12, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Friday, June 12, 2009 8:23:13 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Xenia is getting married tomorrow and I have been pretty busy with things. There won't be much blogging tomorrow either.


They will be getting married near a tree planted by Teddy Rooevelt.


Xenia and John, with Caleb and Kim in the background at the rehersal this evening.

The wedding is on the Adminstration Building lawn on the University of Idaho campus. The list of people in our family who have attended the university is rather large and includes:

  • My father
  • My brother Doug
  • Niece Amy
  • Niece Lisa
  • Barb's mother
  • Barb's sister Nancy
  • Me
  • Barb
  • Son James
  • Daughter Kim
  • Daughter Xenia

We have roots there. And don't forget Sarah Palin attended the Unversity of Idaho as well, but she isn't family.

# Thursday, June 11, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, June 11, 2009 7:33:41 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I probably haven't mentioned my daughter Dorothy before. That's because she spends most of her time in Oz:

More pictures here.

Awesome job Xenia.

# Tuesday, May 26, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, May 26, 2009 8:29:11 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Barb, Kim, son-in-law Caleb, and I went boat camping over the weekend. We left Friday morning and got back yesterday.

After setting up camp on Friday we noticed some rocks up on the opposite side of the lake that we thought would be a nice place to hike and take some pictures. Here is an aerial view. In the picture below, on the upper right, you can see the rocks:


View from our campsite.

On Saturday morning we packed up our cameras, some water, and walkie-talkies. Barb said it looked like too tough of a climb and stayed with our old dogs who would have to been carried (little lap sitters, they are more like cats than dogs anyway). We took the boat across the lake and found a sandy beach to tie the boat up to:


Kim ready to hop off the boat for our hike up the hill.

On the way up the hill we found at least two sets of bones from deer that had been considered food by some other animals (photos by Kim):


It was steep, there was no trail except for occasional game trails, and I had to stop, rest, and drink some water a few times. But it was a nice view when we got to the top (photo by Kim): 


Caleb inspects the edge.


View from the top.

We called back to camp and told Barb we had made it and asked that she come out of the trees near the tents to where we could see her. It was about a half mile away but I used a telephoto lens (300 mm) and took her picture:


Barb (upper left quadrant in blue) near our campsite from 1/2 mile away.

That was all nice and good, but then there was this bird that started circling us:




It was a Turkey Vulture. None of us had ever heard of vultures in Idaho and certainly not this far north in Idaho. But there it was. Circling and getting pretty darned close.

We took some more pictures of the view:


Elk Creek on Dworshak reservoir.


Kim and Caleb from the top of the Rocky Cliff.

We then noticed there were five vultures circling us. I could only get four in the frame at once. It was all a bit surreal--almost like in the cartoons except we weren't in the desert and we didn't feel like we were near death:


Vultures circling us.

Reading about them on Wikipedia, I discovered they are one of the few birds that forage for food by smell. We were probably more than a little smelly from the climb up the hill but I don't think we smelled dead so I have to conclude Xenia has the better hypothesis. I must be getting old.

# Monday, May 25, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, May 25, 2009 10:14:17 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Quote of the Day )

They probably said, "There's the old guy. He'll keel over first. Dibs!"

Xenia Huffman-Scott
May 25, 2009
[After hearing that when Kim, Caleb, and I climbed to the top of a cliff on Saturday there were five vultures circling us. Pictures tomorrow.--Joe]

# Friday, May 22, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, May 21, 2009 11:33:24 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Xenia and Kim got their grades. Xenia just finished her sophmore year in college and Kim her freshman year. They got all A's except for one B.

Barb and I are very proud.

# Thursday, May 21, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, May 21, 2009 8:53:55 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I've been on vacation the last couple of days and have not had time for blogging. Tomorrow we are going camping and won't have an Internet connection or even cell phone service.

I've posted some QOTDs that may or may not show up on the appropriate days.

I'll get back into things Monday or Tuesday.

Part of what I spent part of my vacation doing was fixing my parents boat so we could take it out camping to some boat accessible only campsites. It had a heating problem. When the engine was running at slow speed it would quickly get hot. At high speed it was fine. Brother Doug and I hypothesized there must be a bad hose that was feeding water from the stern drive (it's in inboard/outboard Mercruiser) to the engine. The boat doesn't have that many hours on it but it is 36 years old.

Kim, Caleb and I took the stern drive off and found the hose we knew must exist. It as as hard as a rock and it must have took us about two hours to get it off. It came off in dozens of pieces. Here are some of the larger ones:

It didn't help that the ends of the hose were only accessible with our finger tips or tools. Getting a clear view, with light and tools on the object was impossible.

Doug happened to be in town and called just before he returned. We gave him a parts list and he picked up the hose, gaskets, O-rings, and a few other things we needed and we started putting the boat back together.

 

That took hours too. Just putting the hose on must have taken an hour by itself.

We didn't get home until about 21:45. We were tired and covered in grease.

Next time, 35 years from now with the hose goes bad again, I advise our kids and grandkids to take it in and have an expert fix it. We must have put 25 man-hours into it. It wasn't worth a day of my vacation for the dollars saved by doing it ourselves.

# Sunday, May 17, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, May 17, 2009 10:07:38 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Crap for brains | Home Life )

I'm not the only Joe with a hardened underground bunker (as Lyle calls it). Joe Biden has one too:

Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

...

According to the report, Biden "said a young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment." 

# Saturday, May 16, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:29 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Gun Fun | Home Life )

I couldn't be in Phoenix with all the cool kids so I went to all the stores in town that sold ammunition and/or components. Here is what I found:

  • Walmart
    • Shotgun primers only
    • A little bit of brass and I bought all the .45 ACP brass they had
    • Virtually no handgun ammo
    • Virtually no powder
  • Tri-State
    • Lots of rifle and shotgun ammo
    • Lots of .40 S&W ammo
    • Three boxes of .45 ACP ammo but I bought two of them adhering to Tamara's etiquette
    • Don't carry reloading components
  • Big Five
    • Don't carry reloading components
    • Virtually no handgun ammo
    • Some rifle ammo
  • Sure Shot
    • Lots of powder
    • Lots of used 9mm and .40 S&W brass
    • Shotgun primers only
    • Virtually no handgun ammo
    • Some rifle ammo


About half of Tri-State's rifle ammo and in the foreground 2/3s of the .45 ACP ammo for sale in the city.


Apparently Barb called ahead for me. But I didn't see any gun I really wanted except for the AR-50A1 and there was no indication Barb would allow me to buy the ammo to feed it.


Sure Shot had lots of powder and 9mm and .40 S&W brass.

# Thursday, May 14, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:09:43 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life )

Over the years I've been reading that a little bit of alcohol is good for your health. I, basically, don't drink at all so it could be said that I was risking my health by not drinking. Not wanting to risk my health over something that was fairly easily remedied I decided maybe I would drink just a little bit every once in a while.

Red wine seems to get lots of nods from the medical researchers so I bought a bottle a couple months ago. I opened it up and had a small glass, maybe six ounces, tonight with my dinner.

I then started working on the mathematics for a nifty new way to do range estimation. I had an exceedingly difficult time doing the simplest of math problems. It wasn't even algebra. It was simple ratios. Things that are normally intuitively obvious to me required that I work out several example in order to find the general equation. I think I finally got it but it must have taken me at least four times as long as normal and I don't really trust my work.

No more wine for me except when it's strictly a social situation. Why drink if it's going to make me brain dead for the evening?

# Sunday, May 10, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, May 10, 2009 9:56:21 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Via Joe D. on an email list:

A Mother's Love

Normally I don't send or forward a lot of these, but even by my standards, it was a bit touching. I want all of my friends to feel what I felt when I read it. Hope it touches your heart like it did mine.

This is so beautiful.....

A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"

His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

This reminds me of the wise-ass response I used to give after our son James was born. It used to go something like this:

[Barb and I meet some friend or relative with our new-born son. They smile and look at him, then the smile fades to a look of confusion.]

Friend: Why does he have blond hair and blue eyes when both of you have dark hair and hazel eyes?

Joe: We don't know for sure. We are just glad he didn't turn out black or Asian.

Barb: Joseph! That's not funny! We both have a sibling with blond hair and blue eyes and both of his grandfathers have light colored hair and blue eyes.

After a few occurrences the exchange changed. It then went something like this:

Friend: Why does he have blond hair and blue eyes when both of you have dark hair and hazel eyes?

Joe: We don't [thump] You hit me!

Barb: You deserved it.

# Saturday, May 02, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, May 02, 2009 5:58:49 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

Last night as Barb and I were in bed preparing to watch a DVD on my laptop computer I scanned Google News. There was a headline which read Couple arrested for sex on lawn at Windsor Castle. I passed it over but Barb read it out loud. So I asked, "Did you want to read that?" Her immediate and matter of fact response was, "Do they have pictures?"

That's my wife.

# Wednesday, April 29, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:50:37 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Freedom | Home Life )

The following should be self-explanatory.


 

From: Joe Huffman
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:50 AM
To: 'wounded@soldiersangels.org'
Cc: 'Chuck Ziegenfuss'; 'Barb Scott'; 'Jason Scott'
Subject: Boomershoot 2009 raffle proceeds.

 

Boomershoot (http://www.boomershoot.org) is an annual long range precision rifle event held in North Central Idaho. Each year soldiers from Fort Lewis attend and for two days prior to the main event help teach Boomershoot participants the science and art of accurate long range shooting. Some of those soldiers later went on to Iraq and Afghanistan and were injured and some were killed.

 

In October of 2007 my wife and I met Chuck Ziengenfuss at the Gun Blogger Rendezvous in Reno. He told us of his injuries and how Soldiers’ Angels helped him. It turns out that it was the second time my wife had met Chuck. She had also met at Walter Reed when she was visiting our nephew Jason Scott who was wounded in Iraq and also benefited from your help.

 

At Boomershoot this year we held a raffle with the intent that half of the proceeds would go to raffle participants and the other half going to Project Valour-IT. After the event someone quietly came up to me and gave me three $100 bills to give to you.

 

Below are the reference number and other information from my bank that is mailing you a check of the proceeds. If it does not arrive as expected please let me know.

 

Send On

Amount

Expected Delivery

Reference #

Payee

04/29/2009

$1,385.00

05/06/2009

DBRBS7UH

Soldiers' Angels

 

 

-joe-

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http://blog.joehuffman.org/

http://www.boomershoot.org/

http://www.modernballistics.com/

 

# Monday, April 27, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, April 27, 2009 10:21:52 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

I myself have never been able to find out what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

Rebecca West
[I remember having a similar conversation with Barbara either before we were married or shortly thereafter. I told her that as near as I could tell the way people defined "a lady" was in terms of the things she wasn't allowed to do and "men" in the things he did.

But that isn't why I posted West's quote. I post it because it reminds me of what people call "reasonable regulation" of firearms. Their ideas of "reasonable regulation" appear to be based on the assumption that gun owners are, or should be, doormats.--Joe]

# Wednesday, April 22, 2009
By: Lyle at UltiMAK Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:54:06 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( A Security Theater | Bloggers | Boomershoot | Crap for brains | Current News | Economics | Freedom | Gun Fun | Gun Rights | Home Life | Places Without Guns | Politics | Technology | When Prophecy Fails | Work )

This is an open letter to all the talk show hosts, pundits, party hacks, cheaters, scumbags, sick twisted freaks (you know who you are) and pro-freedom bloggers.  We could spend the rest of our lives cataloging the outrageous behavior of nasty, America-hating, ignorant, self-loathing, cultist, freedom-hating, anti-human, leftist politicians including Progressive Republicans.  We know they're bad, OK?  If there are three or four people who still don't get it, that's all right.

I'd rather try to figure out how we're going to get some principled Americans nominated so we're not always forced to choose between bad and worse-- between more socialism slower, and more socialism faster.  This last national election was a real puker.  The Republican Party is, at the moment, just as lost, dumbfounded, selfish and clueless as ever.  They're a herd of does, staring blankly into the headlights of an on-coming truck, and the worst part of it is; they don't even suspect that they're clueless.  They in the Republican leadership think they have some really clever answers, which amount to more of what got us into this mess.  I recently heard it described as rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.  That fits very well.  The Republicans have some really super great, super ultra smart ideas for rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.  No really, listen...  (all the while we have this simple, proven model for success, and it's being ignored.)

We need to change that.  You need to change it.  I need to change it.  There isn't anyone else.  I suppose, since it's up to us, it will have to be on the local level for most of us, being as we're not billionaires.  That's OK.  We can still do what we can do.  A lot of people are jazzed up right now.  They just need somewhere to start.  Well, pick a place, a local issue or a local politician that needs a hand (or a very public spanking) and get to it!

That there are clueless people is not the issue.  There will always be the clueless.  They'll sit on the sidelines, worrying about who likes them and who doesn't, trying to figure out where the "center" is so they can position themselves in it and claim superiority for having done so, while someone else does the lifting.  Are you a sitter or a lifter?

I have a bad feeling that things could come to blows before this government is brought under control, and I really don't want that to happen.  Do you?  This country is far too important in the grand scheme of things.

And with that; I don't have much more to say on here, other than to repeat myself or talk about the weather and what I did last weekend, unless it's to tell you what I'm doing on the local level to influence politics.  Now I think I have some calls to make.

(Note that I placed this in nearly every one of Joe's categories. It's relevant to everything we do and every opportunity we want for our kids in the future)

# Friday, April 17, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Friday, April 17, 2009 6:50:50 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Gun Fun | Home Life )

I won't be attending the Second Amendment Blog Bash and NRA convention next month. I just sent my regrets to the organizer.

Xenia's getting married in June and there are a lot of other things that are sucking up time and money this year so I just can't make it happen.

Last year I had a wonderful time (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here for examples). Nearly every time my wife or kids talked to me on the phone they commented on "how happy you sound". I think Barb got a little jealous that I sounded happier to be with other bloggers than be with her. Yeah, I had a really, really great time.

Maybe next year. For this year the Boomershoot Gun Blogger Day next Thursday, with 11 gun bloggers attending, is going to have to be my main fix for the year. Even the Gun Blogger Rendezvous in September is out.

# Monday, April 13, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, April 13, 2009 10:16:22 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life | Politics | Sex )

The world is kinda messed up right now. Economic conditions are scary. We have a socialist government in D.C. that is apparently working toward the destruction of the capitalism and our freedom. It's hard to understand what is really going on. Barb and I have spent a lot of time on the issues and this weekend she got me a card, "Just because it is so appropriate."


The front.

The inside.

# Monday, April 06, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, April 06, 2009 7:19:29 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

I gave a friend of Barb and mine a ride to/from Idaho this weekend. She was visiting her boyfriend who was working on job site in Pullman, Washington for a few weeks. Pullman being about 10 miles from my home and on the way made it no big deal. There was a minor complication in that there was "some festival" in Pullman and all the hotels were full and his company had to put them up in a Clarkston for Friday and Saturday night. That added an hour to my trip Friday night but it wasn't that big of a deal to me. Friends do that for friends. On the way back he was going to be in a Pullman motel and it would take zero extra time.

Over the weekend we learned the "festival" was actually "Mothers Weekend" at both Washington State University in Pullman and the University of Idaho in Moscow. So it filled up all the motels in both towns.

Barb working in the hospital reported that emergency room staff say "Mothers Weekend" is always the busiest of the year. They come in drunk, disorderly, and disgusting (a new meaning for triple D as applied to women). It was also reported that condom sales go up 300%*.

After I picked up our friend yesterday and began our trip back to Seattle I reported my findings on the "festival". Our friend burst into laughter that seemed just a little more enthusiastic that was appropriate. She then told me that her boyfriend and co-workers had also found out it was "Mothers Weekend" but they called it "MILF Weekend".

Update: More confirmation of Mom's Gone Wild in Moscow.

Update2: Via an IM from Kris:

If they combined Mothers weekend and boomershoot (on the same weekend)... "ok sweetie, you have fun with the rest of the mothers... I'm going shootin' with the boys "

This was after Kris informed me he probably wouldn't be able to attend Boomershoot this year. It sounds like I need to "sweeten the pot" a little bit for him next year if I want him to come. I'm all for him having a good time, but I'm not going to go that far just to get him to come.


*I questioned the source of the condom sales numbers and Barb asked around at the hospital. "Everyone" had heard it and believed it to be true but no one knew where it came from. I suspect it is an urban myth but it makes a good story.

# Tuesday, March 31, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:00:10 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

I know that all of you as conscientious citizens want to protect our people. We need to band together and demand that the government protect us. We must demand that all chairs, even couches and sofas, are required to have safety belts, and that everyone be required to use them. If someone is caught not using their safety belt they should be required to pay a $1000 fine and with a three strike rule attached that on your third strike not wearing a safety belts that the perpetrator goes to jail. Repeated offenders should be taken to jail, because by not wearing their seatbelts they are endangering themselves, and as a community it is our responsibility to protect and care for each other.

Kimberly Frederick
We Must Protect Our Citizens
March 13, 2009
[Daughter Kim got an A on this piece of satire. I read the notes the prof wrote on the paper so I know he knew it was satire. I'm a little bit afraid some dimwit in government (but I repeat myself) will take the idea and run with it as a campaign issue. But I figure that if I put it up on the web with it clearly labeled as satire then we have a chance of embarrassing whoever might try something like that.--Joe]

# Monday, March 30, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, March 30, 2009 10:47:04 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I just got back from the theater.

Son James loaned me the book in early January (I think). Then nearly every time he saw me he would tell me how many weeks and days I had left to finish the book before the movie came out. I finished the book last night so we went to see the movie tonight. It was the second viewing for James.

I was a little disappointed in the book. "What's the big deal about?", summed up my opinion. Okay, yeah, there are some good characters and the twist at the end is interesting. But it's not that good.

The movie was awesome. It wouldn't have been quite so awesome if James hadn't insisted I read the book first. The attention to book details in the movie was incredible. And it's the type of story that doesn't quite make sense until you go through it a second time knowing that many of the little details have a lot of significance.

# Tuesday, March 17, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, March 17, 2009 10:09:29 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Current News | Home Life )

When in Moscow I buy my gas there:

Pullman police arrested a 20-year-old man overnight for allegedly shooting another man in the face.

...

Pullman Police and the Moscow Police Department worked together to find Lawrence, who was arrested at a Tesoro gas station in Moscow a half hour after the shooting.

Just because they are across the state line from each other doesn't mean they don't have excellent cooperation. My understanding is the Washington State University Police (in Pullman), Whitman County (Washington), and Latah County (Idaho) police also work closely with the Pullman and Moscow city police. I've met a few of them, shoot with some of them and occasionally some of the sniper teams attend Boomershoot. All of seem to be good guys. Perhaps a little grumpy when one of their fellow officers gets shot (pictures here) however.

# Sunday, March 08, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, March 08, 2009 9:16:43 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

A fellow gun blogger who said it wasn't that good a match to his blog sent me this link.

Fortunetelling has always been an inseparable part of the history of mankind. People always wanted to look in their own future and unravel the mystery of the human character. Fortune-tellers use a variety of things for their activities: cards, dice, coins, wax, salt and many other tools.

Sternomancy is a divination practice which involves the reading of markings on the area of the human body from the breast to the belly. This way of fortunetelling can be used to unveil the character of a woman by reading the shape of her breasts. Sternomancy was used in fortunetelling in the 18th century in Spain. Nowadays, sexologists say that the bosom of a woman identifies her character even more than Zodiac signs do.

People usually compare the shape of women’s breasts with fruit, berries and even vegetables.

As I read the opening paragraphs I considered a career change. Fortune telling by examination of women's breast and nipples? If there's money to be made then sign me up! But as I read further I discovered there wasn't any advocacy of physical contact with the subject matter. If it's only looking then I don't see it as that big of a gain over the free porn available on the 'net. And besides I have a suspicion that Barb would frown on my new career choice. I once considered becoming a lawyer and she said she would divorce me if I sank that low. Although I'm pretty sure fortune telling via the examination of women's breast wouldn't be ranked as low as being a lawyer I'm pretty sure I'd have to suffer through some icy stares every once in a while.

# Tuesday, March 03, 2009
By: Lyle at UltiMAK Tuesday, March 03, 2009 5:50:42 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Gun Fun | Home Life )

I'd read some of her work in the past and been impressed. Brigid's home on the range - guns and gourmet cooking from a small homestead in the MidwestOleg Volk posted a link to her site recently.  Most of what she writes comes out like poetry.  This was very good;

I am not a tree hugger. Not for me the granola fueled protests to save the spotted owl. Growing up in the mountains of the wilderness, I appreciate a tree in the form of a pile of two by fours as well as in it's original state. I do not think the trees are the home of sentient druid spirits, nor do the trees speak to me; but I am pleased to take shelter under or in their branches, reinforced in the smallness of my form next to their trunks, smiling as the branches separate me from the chatter of the world that echoes outside the woods. There, branches are what conceal me as I wait for my prey, like any animal, participating in the cycle of the food chain. I am an omnivore and those less equipped than I, forget that at their peril. It is the bringing home of sustenance. Bringing home, not a trophy so much as a sign of provision, that those that work and strive will be rewarded with a full belly and warmth.

It's a nice change from reading about the downfall of our Republic.  She's a prolific writer too, so you're in good shape if you need a lot of distraction.

# Monday, February 16, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Monday, February 16, 2009 7:38:53 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

You may have noticed that I didn't post much on Saturday.

Saturday was the first time in many years that Barb and I have been able to spend Valentines day together. We had lunch with son James but most of the time we were alone together in my hardened underground bunker. We exchanged cards, gifts, and other things. I won't share all the details--as it is I'm likely to get another TMI claim by someone as it is but here are the cards she gave me. Click on the card to see the inside of the card. The inside may not be safe for work. I have so much trouble figuring that type of stuff out.

I'd post the pictures of the card I got Barb here as well but it's definitely over the NSF threshold.

See also daughter Xenia's Valentine's Day post.

By: Joe Huffman Monday, February 16, 2009 7:40:00 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life | Work )

I woke up early this morning after having a dream.

Today is the day I may get a chance to ask Senator Leahy a question or two. In my dream I asked my question, didn't like his response, and my follow-up question was a bit hostile. As I was leaving the confernce center a couple of men in suits tried to stop me. They were unsuccessful. Things for me went downhill from there.

I must avoid being hostile. I think I can say nearly the same words with a smile and a friendly voice and everyone will have a much happier day.

Update: I have written down the exact words I want to use.

A few days ago at Georgetown University you suggested creating a "Truth Commission" to investigate constitutional excesses of the previous administration. Do you still think that is a good idea and do you think such a commission should also investigate the excesses of congress and the current administration in regards to violations of the Ninth and Tenth Amendments in the Bill of Rights who have exceeded the powers enumerated in the constitution?

Follow up questions may involve Just One Question and/or reference to 18 USC 242.

# Sunday, February 01, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, February 01, 2009 8:20:44 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Kris probably won't think I'm young enough to be Scarlett O'Hara's father and Barb doesn't think I'm old enough.

But I assure you this is my daughter and it's obvious she is Scarlett.

By: Joe Huffman Sunday, February 01, 2009 8:11:20 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Daughter Kim informed me the other day that the University of Idaho has nominated her for an "Outstanding Freshman" award.

Barb and I are very proud of her.

We already knew she was outstanding but it's nice to find out others think so too.

# Sunday, January 18, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, January 18, 2009 5:42:23 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Gun Rights | Home Life | Politics )

Yesterday Barb and I went on drive. This Thursday Barb has a class in Bellingham so we drove up there ahead of time to make sure she can find it without difficulty during morning traffic. It was a nice day and it was a pleasant drive and we got a chance to talk about a bunch of stuff rather than sitting at our respective desks with our hobbies.

Just prior to leaving we stopped at Joe's Sports, Outdoor, and More (no relation). I was looking for some .45 ACP brass so I can reload for my Gun Blog 45. Midway is out of stock. The shelf with the brass was nearly empty with only a couple bags with some 7mm brass hanging from a hook. The powder and primer shelves were nearly empty as well. Hmmm...

On the way back from Bellingham we stopped at Kesselring Gun Shop in Burlington. The parking lot was FULL. And this is on the same weekend that WAC had their big show in Puyallup! I found a narrow spot to park between a building and a pickup that was parked such that it was blocking a private road. We went inside to find the store was packed. Every aisle was crowded. There was just barely enough room to move between all the people. I found the brass I was looking for at a reasonable price (considering), paid for it and we left.

One has to wonder if we had put that much money and effort into defeating Obama in November would we have succeeded? Being reactive seldom is better than proactive but that just isn't the way human nature works. And the money gun owners are spending on firearms, ammo, and accessories could have gone into the election process and ended up in the hands of mainstream media who are one of our worst enemies and instead of into tools of freedom in our own hands.

# Saturday, January 17, 2009
By: Lyle at UltiMAK Saturday, January 17, 2009 1:48:54 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Crap for brains | Freedom | Home Life | Technology )

When it comes to turning off lights around the house, my wife is a nag (not as a member of the National Association of Gals, but one who incessantly nitpicks on her own).  "You're wasting electricity" she will say, approximately thirty eight thousand times per day (give or take).  Similarly, the political nags (not NAGs) are ordering us to use CF lights instead of the tungsten filament jobs, saying we're destroying the very planet with our light bulbs.

If we cast aside all arguments about rights and liberty (and if we have a chance to toy with other people as a means of boosting our self esteem, why wouldn't we?) there is the issue of home heating during the cooler months.  I gathered my family together, and explained this to them in terms anyone can understand;

If you have a 100 Watt light going full time inside a heated living space, that's 100 fewer Watts, on average, that the home heating system has to put out. You have shifted 100 Watts of your energy use from the heater to the light bulb.  Your total usage is exactly the same.  Same goes if you leave the refrigerator open a little longer, or the television on all night.  If you're heating that space anyway, it makes no significant difference.

Say I have a 10 KW electric furnace.  I could hook up 100 light bulbs, each rated at 100 Watts, through a relay to my thermostat (assuming I had the proper wiring) thereby taking all the heating load off the furnace and placing it on the light bulbs.  Will my heating bill change?  Maybe, and maybe not.  It would depend on the distribution of the lights within the house, the quality of the insulation on my furnace duct work in the cold space under the house, and a few other minor variables.  Maybe I'd save a few pennies, and maybe I'd loose a few pennies.  If you have a gas furnace the situation is still the same-- you're just trading back and forth between gas and electricity, but your total energy usage is going to be about the same.

The situation is completely different in the summer of course.  The waste heat from your TV, fridge, etc., is of no use to you.  If you're running an air conditioner, anything else in your house that produces heat is causing the AC to work harder.

In both cases, insulation, windows, door seals, and the structure's orientation and exposure to the sun will overwhelm the other issues.

So we can stop nitpicking each other.

# Friday, January 09, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Friday, January 09, 2009 12:14:05 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

My primary route to and from Idaho from my hardened underground bunker in the Seattle area is via I-90 which goes over Snoqualmie Pass. The pass has been closed since, I think, Tuesday evening. My alternate route over the Cascades is via Stevens and then Blewett Passes. Currently Stevens is open but Blewett is closed.

And as Phil pointed out yesterday I can't go south to Portland and then up the Columbia because of flooding on I-5. Plus it adds about four hours to my trip which makes it impractical for a weekend visit to Idaho.

Crews are supposedly working around the clock to clear Snoqualmie pass and repair the flooding damage to I-90 in the vicinity of the pass. I may be able to get over by Friday night but I won't know until at least mid-morning.

For those of you that have a personal interest because you or a friend need to get over Snoqualmie on a regular basis I've created a tiny URL for the text based version (best for cell phone browsers) that is easy to remember http://www.tinyurl.com/snoqpass.

Update: Snoqualmie Pass is now (15:30 Friday) open in both directions. Other than some flooding and missing sections of a few roads near home in Idaho, which shouldn't really be a problem, things look like a "Go". Follow my Twitters this evening if you find yourself so bored with your own life that you think mine is more interesting than yours.

# Saturday, January 03, 2009
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, January 03, 2009 4:47:45 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life )

Barb and I just finished watching Valkyrie. It was a good movie. Barb buried her head in my shoulder for a few scenes but it was interesting and to the best of my knowledge historically accurate.

More historical details and information on numerous other plots to kill Hitler can be found in the book Plotting Hitler's Death which I highly recommend.

See also this post for more information on the content of this great book.

# Monday, December 29, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, December 29, 2008 6:42:15 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life )

She is so creative.

She forgot to turn the laser off before she put it back in the case however. I lost a few hours of battery life but it wasn't that big of a deal.

# Thursday, December 25, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, December 25, 2008 10:25:56 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Xenia is the artist of the family and does good work:

Barbara's Christmas Present from Xenia
Barbara's Christmas Present from Xenia

By: Joe Huffman Thursday, December 25, 2008 9:12:25 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Merry Christmas to you all.  Let’s all enjoy it.  The Grinch is coming to town on January 20th, and we don’t yet know which presents he’s going to try to take away.

Sebastian of Snowflakes in Hell
December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas
[I was tempted to use something I got in email which was more in line with my true feelings, but little overdone, about Christmas:

Having returned from my customary drive around the neighborhood shouting "Bah, Humbug" at everyone, with a reindeer dummy strapped to the car, Merry Christmas to all!

But I didn't want to go through the bother of sending an email to get permission to use their name and Sebastain captures my mood a little bit better.--Joe]

# Thursday, December 18, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, December 18, 2008 7:18:24 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Quote me. I said something clever earlier today.

Xenia Huffman-Scott
December 18, 2008

# Tuesday, December 16, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, December 16, 2008 8:37:10 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Borrowing a concept from daughter Xenia I present Timewarp Tuesday:


My parents, myself, and my two younger brothers.

# Sunday, December 14, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, December 14, 2008 9:32:07 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

My trip from Moscow Idaho back to my hardened underground bunker in Kirkland today took 75 minutes longer than usual. There were some very slick roads in eastern Washington. It got better and I was able to go normal speeds from Washtucna until Vantage when I-90 had a broken snow floor again. Here are pictures of just some of the incidents I witnessed:


At Dusty. Traffic was rerouted around the accident.


Close up of the Dusty incident.

# Friday, December 12, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, December 12, 2008 7:32:57 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Forecasts were that I would have to drive 200+ miles in heavy snow between Redmond and Home.

It wasn't too bad. About 20 miles of compact snow and ice with the rest of the trip bare and wet. West bound I-90 was closed for a while with vehicles backed up for about 20 miles but I was headed east and wasn't really affected.

# Sunday, December 07, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, December 07, 2008 11:23:08 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

I frequently get comments from envious guys who when finding out I'm married to a physical therapist say something about "the massages". I just smile and let them believe what they want to believe. More about those "massages" later.

I don't believe I've posted about this before but when I had lunch with her last Saturday at her office I saw a sign on the wall above her desk. It brought the whole issue into sharp focus.

The sign said:

The Ten "NEVERS"
in
Physical Therapy

  1. Never say you can't, because you'll do it anyway.
  2. Never say, "It's easy", because we'll just make it hard.
  3. Never say, "I want to go home", because you'll just stay longer.
  4. Never lose count because you'll start at one again.
  5. Never complain because we never listen.
  6. Never argue because you'll never win.
  7. Never scream or cry because it only encourages us.
  8. Never look like you're enjoying it because we'll put a stop to it.
  9. Never hold your breath because if you pass out and die, we have to fill out the paperwork.
  10. Never lie or cheat because we know the truth, and you'll live to regret it.

For most people that is just a hint. You don't really understand what it means until you have been married to one for a few years. Here is another hint; when asked what the P.T. stands for on their badges they frequently give one of two answers:

  • Physical Terrorist
  • Pain and Torture

Now we go into the specifics of being married to one.

If you think of "massage" when you think of a physical therapist then you obviously don't know what friction massage (also called Cross Friction Massage-CFM) is. The previous link says:

Where most massage methods use some form of skin lubrication, CFM uses none so that the finger (usually one, but sometimes two) doing the massage is not sliding across the skin, but rather is taking the skin with it, allowing for the force to be transmitted directly to the deep tissue being treated. The motion is small, maybe an inch or so, back and forth "across the grain" of the tissue, so you have to have some idea which direction the structure normally runs. The amount of pressure should be moderate, which will often cause some amount of discomfort, but this should never be too painful.

"Too painful" is a technical term which means the patient's adrenaline reaches a level such they can break out of the restraints. Furthermore what they do is push you right up to the edge of "too painful" and hold you at a plateau until the area starts to goes numb. They keep asking if it has gone numb yet and as it starts feeling a little bit better they press harder to keep the pain at the same level. They claim this is just to "treat the deeper tissue". The veracity of this claim depends upon what your definition of "treatment" is. All observable data indicates that "treatment" consists of destroying your pain receptors through over stimulation.

You might ask how I know all this. Good question. It turns out that in order to keep her Pain and Torture license up to date your local friendly Physical Terrorist has to take classes on a regular basis. Guess who she experiments on before she starts charging money for practicing her evil trade. It's me. In the early years of our marriage she would come home from a class and coyly ask something like, "Didn't you say your shoulder was a little sore last week?" I would answer truthful -- and regret it. Since then I learned the wisdom of Oscar Wilde when he said, "The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a necessity."

A contest with a thinking being is never over and a little white lie about all my body parts being in perfect working order was only a minor speed bump to someone who has made their career P/T. One time when she came home from class she had a little box with wires coming out of it she wanted to experiment with me as the subject. I have a couple degrees in electrical engineering and I know what can be done with a box with wires coming out of it. I also hate electricity going through my body. I mean just a little bit of it which most people think of as "I can barely feel it" makes me very irritated. If someone else were to describe the sensation as "a little tingle" it will infuriate me. I asked if the box had batteries or plugged into the wall outlet. She informed me that it had "little batteries". Apparently she didn't realize the only word I needed to hear was "battery" and "little" was superfluous unless she was talking "little" on a microscopic scale. I mean, I could make a device that would kill a horse with a watch battery if I wanted to and her trying to downplay the part about electricity being involved was only increasing my suspicion.

When her telling me how much it didn't hurt when it was used on her, and how it felt "kind of strange" only caused my teeth to grind she broke out the sad eyes and looked like she was about to cry. I softened a little bit and she said she would put it at the lowest level and slowly increase the intensity and as soon as I wanted to stop she would immediately stop. I said I wanted to stop now, but she brought back the sad eyes and I let her attach the electrodes to my leg.

She slowly turned the knob clockwise repeatedly asking, "Can you feel it yet?" "I don't want to hurt you, let me know if it hurts." I told her I didn't feel a thing and she continued to turn the knob. Her face grew more and more puzzled and I started to smirk. Her little box was broken and I was going to get away with not being shocked! She finally stopped and announced that the intensity was at the maximum setting and that I "should feel something." I assured her that I didn't and repressed my satisfaction as best I could. She looked her little box all over and said, "Oh! I see!" and before I could twitch a muscle she turned the switch she found from "Off" to "On" and muscle twitches were generated without any conscious effort on my part. I levitated off the bed and roared in anger. Before I came back down I had torn the wires off my leg and when I landed was facing her like a lion in a crouch and ready to pounce. She instantly brought back the sad eyes, froze absolutely still, and mouthed the words, "I'm sorry." This saved our marriage but not from her from being very vocally reminded that I do NOT like electricity going through my body.

Another time she came back from a class and told me she had learned how to test for "bone spurs". She explained that you pushed with your thumb in various places and watch for a "chandelier sign". I politely asked about bone spurs and she explained they usually go unnoticed until the person gets up years a ways. At my age, then in my mid twenties, I might have some but wouldn't notice them at all. Even with testing she probably wouldn't be able to find them. But she wanted to practice the tests anyway.

I should have paid more attention during the part about what a positive test result indicator was rather than the part about "probably wouldn't be able to find them". I took off my shoes and socks and she started pressing her thumb into the flesh around my heel. She pressed harder and harder and I could hear her grunting with the effort required to probe deep into the tissue of my feet which were nearly armored with strong muscles from playing tennis almost every day. It felt kind of nice. Basically I was getting my feet massaged which I considered a real treat. It was what I had expected when before we got married she said she wanted to become a physical therapist. I was relaxing and enjoying it and I could tell she was getting a little frustrated (see rule 8 above). I was sympathetic and asked, "What is it you are trying to get to happen again?" Between grunts she growled out, "A chandelier sign". I started to ask what that was when she said, "Maybe it's over here" and she pressed deep into my flesh. We didn't have a chandelier in our bedroom and hence I returned to floor level after bouncing off the ceiling. I do remember looking down at Barb still in position as if my foot was still cradled in her hands with her thumb mashing as hard as she could on that hidden button in my foot which should have been labeled, "DANGER! DO NOT PRESS UPON THE PAIN OF DEATH". She had a big smile on her face and after I stopped bouncing I demanded to know why she was so happy. Her glee was totally oblivious to my state of mind and she told me, "Because I found it! I couldn't find it in class but I found it with you! That was the chandelier sign. It was just like they said it would be." Her moments of happiness are somewhat rare with me around and since I had not warned her I did not like chandelier sign I didn't do anything but glare at her and resolved to listen more carefully and think things through in the future.

Surely, you might ask, there are some "benefits" (nudge, nudge) to being married to a physical therapist. My response to that is, "Do you know why physical therapists make such poor lovers? It's because they use ice to take the swelling down."

Lest you think my life is miserable or even uncomfortable I need to point out that I'm not only married to the physical therapist named Barbara, I'm also married to Barbara the woman. I'm not going to go into all the details but the card below is a hint. I get cards of a similar nature for my birthday, Valentine's Day, and our anniversary (click to see the inside):

Barb explained, "It really should say, 'You win', rather than 'You lose'". But it's close enough. I've been with her for 34 years now and most of the time I know how to read between the lines with her.

# Friday, December 05, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, December 05, 2008 5:04:31 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )
# Sunday, November 30, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:44:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Current News | Home Life )

James and Kim just had lunch there this weekend. Barb and I go there fairly frequently but it's going to be a while before we go back. I took these pictures this morning about 0800 at the University Mall in Moscow Idaho:

And before someone asks, I haven't been within 30 miles of my chemistry set since Thursday evening.

# Saturday, November 29, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:34:14 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life )

Xenia has them.

Also from Xenia is a set from Thanksgiving 1991 with the Huffman family. I especially like this one:

That is her first gun. It was given to her by her Grandpa Huffman who made it himself.

# Wednesday, November 26, 2008
By: Lyle at UltiMAK Wednesday, November 26, 2008 4:57:41 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life | Technology )

I started buying guns during the Clinton years, simply because they were trying to ban them, but never thought much about hunting until my son was old enough to carry a youth-stocked shotgun in the field.  I took him through hunter safety and we'd gotten a few upland game birds together, but he was always interested in big game hunting.  Three years ago we bought him his own rifle, and the next day he'd gotten his first deer.  I'd gotten a deer tag here and there, and gone out a day or two some seasons, but it was never a big priority for me.  We went out with Joe once near his folks' place, which was really nice, but only managed to see one deer in full sprint, which makes for a lousy (and dangerous) shot.  No dice.  I did what I could to help Son get his deer or two each year, and the vicarious satisfaction was enough, I guess.

Not this year.  When I took Son to get his '08 deer tag, I decided to get one for myself-- for late muzzleloader season, and I meant it this time.  Fewer hunters in the field and the cooler weather of the late season appealed to me.  We'd selected the perfect site for a tree stand, just a short walk from our house on a steep hill covered by thick brush where humans rarely tread, and where the deer trails all seem to converge.  This is a choke point in their travel around the city of Palouse, along the Palouse river.  Son got a deer there last year, and had seen several deer almost every time he'd been up there.  Last year I sat in that tree and watched a doe with two fawns, sitting, chewing the cud, the young ones chasing a covey of quail, and just generally hanging out, for about an hour.  My tag was for buck only at that time, so I just sat there watching them, not 15 yards from me.  It's good to really blend into the environment now and then.  You see some amazing things.

This year I went out before dawn on the first day of the season, November 20th, with the caplock muzzleloader.  Some people use in-line muzzleloaders with substitute propellant pellets, modern sabots, shotgun primers, and scopes.  I don't quite understand the benefit.  A sidelock with the right load, standard percussion caps, using black powder which ignites more easily, can perform just as well at reasonable distances, and it's not as if these rifles are 300 yards hunting worthy.  I charged the rifle with powder and round ball with a lubricated patch before heading out of the house (a muzzleloader that is not primed is not considered "loaded").  A few yards from the house and I was out of the city limits.  Time to cap the nipple.  If I see a deer after about 15 minutes I can legally fire.

Nothing.  No other hunters and no deer.  I crawl through the brush and up the steep slope to the tree.  Tough going.  I'm winded.  I have a tendency to be afraid of heights.  Huffing and puffing, I start up the tree.  Too shaky.  Not safe.  Back to the ground.  I have to think; my hands aren't going to suddenly let go just because I'm a little winded.  Back up the tree (it's a hairy climb) to sit on the small stand.  I experience just a bit of vertigo for a minute, and then everything's fine.  The rifle was decapped and tied to some parachute cord at the ground, so I hoisted it up to the stand and capped it again.  I sat there for two hours as the sun came up and then, suddenly; nothing happened.  No prey was doing me the favor of walking in front of my extremely limited field of fire that day.  Tons of sign on the ground, but no luck.  Time to climb down and get ready for work.

Two days later, I went back up to the tree late in the day and sat there for an hour and a half.  Nothing.  Tons of fresh sign, but nothing.  I was thinking of climbing down and taking a hike along the river for about two miles.  Anywhere along that corridor there could be deer.  I wanted to act.  But no-- if I'm moving, the deer are infinitely more likely to detect my presence and high-tail it before I can get a shot.  If you're still, and your prey is moving, you have the advantage, especially if your prey is somewhat predictable.  These deer are predictable.  For sure, they'll be moving at dusk, which is right now.  The only questing is where.  But I should act-- he who hesitates is lost.  But haste makes waste.  But the early bird gets the worm.  Look before you leap.  There's no time like the present, tomorrow's another day, etc.. I was trying to think of more contradictory words of wisdom when I heard a rustling in the brush behind me.  Had to be a human or a large animal, no question.  A large doe appears from the brush, followed by more deer.  Who cares-- this one looks really good.  The muzzleloader tag is for a deer with either a 3-point minimum rack or antlerless.  I'm shooting for the table, not for trophies.

She's directly below me now, oblivious to my presence, walking fast.  I could have shot downward, through the spine and anchored her right there, but I'd rehearsed this in my mind many times and the picture was always of a side-on shot.  No matter, she's moving quickly, leading more deer up the hill to feed on the farmers' wheat.  It's a herd.  She's still oblivious.  Have to hurry.  I pull the trigger, thumb the hammer all the way back, release the trigger, and ease the hammer forward into full cock.  Silent cock-- rehearsed this hundreds of times.  It wouldn't have mattered because the deer were trundling through the brush making plenty of noise, but it's the way this was rehearsed.  Keep the trigger finger straight along the stock.  Can't touch this trigger.  Its pull is as light as some set triggers-- a pound or less.  I'd spent hours on it, messed it up, replaced the tumbler and sear, and started over.  Now the trigger pull is as light as you'd ever dare, even slightly dangerous, but this isn't a social rifle.  The charge has been in the barrel for over 48 hours, it came in from the cold last time and into the warm house where it could have pulled in some condensation, but it should be fine.  I've tested this and there should be plenty of headroom in that regard.  I'd been using CCI caps, but it was a little frustrating that once in a while I'd get a misfire.  The caps fit too tight on this nipple, and some of the hammer's energy had to be spent seating the cap.  The same thing can happen with metallic cartridges if the caps aren't properly seated, or if headspace is too great.  I'd read that Remington caps tend to fit looser, so this time I had a Remington cap on there, as I'd tried them and couldn't get a failure.  No worries about a misfire.

The doe turned her side to me in the perfect spot, not 20 yards from my tree, with perfect backstop.  Front sight behind the shoulder, rear sight, finger on trigger, Bam!  On later reflection, I recall having sensed no recoil and he noise, without hearing protection, was not uncomfortable.  You do this at the gun range and it hurts.  Here it's not even noticed.  It's a strange thing.

The doe bounded away from the cloud of smoke, up the slope, and into the field like a perfectly healthy deer, several others behind her.  No time to reload-- that's not an option.  I could not possibly have missed.  I know.  I was there.  I saw the whole thing.  But off she ran.  Crap...no, wait, she's slowing down.  At the top of the hill out in the wheat field, she stumbled and went down.  OK.  I have to remember to breathe at this point.  Sometimes that's important.  I tied the rifle to the cord, lowered it to the ground, called Son on the radio & told him to bring the pickup, and then started climbing down.  He called back about something or other.  Crap.  I felt I had to answer right then, holding onto one of the "steps" (angled metal screws we put in the tree for hand-holds) with one hand while operating the radio with the other.  Probably not a good idea.

The 50 caliber ball (mass; ~180 grains) pushed by 110 grains of Goex FF black powder (this is the charcoal, sulfur and KNO3 mixture of yore) had traveled squarely through the rib cage and out the other side, behind the shoulders and in front of the diaphragm.  That's the "boiler room"--the heart/lung cavity.  I'd been told this wouldn't happen-- that the round ball would stop just short of full penetration, but maybe those hunters use a lighter powder charge.  Still, more velocity should mean more deformation of the soft lead ball...  Impact velocity was about 1850 fps, and the exit hole was about the same size as the entry.  That's a "one-shot stop" but, both lungs partially liquefied, this doe ran up a steep slope, bounding over bushes as pretty as you please, and into a field before going down.  That was about 75 yards total, with some rough going.  Something to keep in mind.  If you want to "anchor" the animal, it has to be a critical skeletal shot, like right through two shoulders (they can run pretty well on three legs) or a central nervous system (CNS) shot.  Little else will stop an animal (two legged or four legged) in its tracks, Hollywood notwithstanding (see update below).  I tried to avoid the shoulders because there's some good meat there.  One of Son's deer had had a scapula shattered, and that was a mess.  No thankee.

The whole sequence, from first hearing noise in the bushes to the deer falling, lasted around 15 seconds.

What, I can't go on and on about it?  I'm 50 years old, this was my first deer, and now we have a lot more good meat for the freezer.  Yahoo!  For those who fear "gamy" venison; maybe we've just been lucky, but we've not noticed a trace of this phenomenon with the animals we've harvested so far.  We've gotten does because they're vastly more common.  People who tell me they hate venison because its gamy all seem to have eaten bucks.  I really don't know what makes for sweet meat verses gamy.  More research is obviously needed.  No doubt a federal grant is in order.

Next I'd like to try a flintlock.  Why?  Just 'cause.  For one thing, a modern rifle is for long shots, and the hunting we do near the house is limited to no more than about 70 yards (so far we've killed no deer beyond about 40 yards).  For another; I just want to.  I'd've used a muzzleloading pistol if the WA game department allowed it.  I won't go on about how using a primitive gun is some sort of superior life choice or anything.  It isn't.  I admit it's a distraction.  The people who used them back in the day were in fact using state-of-the-art technology.  We should learn the state-of-the-art for our own time, and endeavor to advance it.  If they'd wanted to be old-fashioned in the 18th or early 19th century, they'd have used matchlocks or bows and arrows.

Here's the obligatory, grizzly post kill photo along with the rifle;

Yes, some people find liver to be disgusting.  I like it.  I'd show you a big juicy steak, but for best flavor and tenderness, the muscle meat has to age for several days before cutting and cooking.  The liver is great if eaten right away.  These deer liver steaks were fried in olive oil with shallots, just a pinch of crushed of rosemary, and salt & pepper, served with a nice baked potato and a glass of red Zinfandel.  Simply lovely.

Update Dec. 1 / 08

Butchering the deer this weekend, we found the heart had been grazed by the ball, opening a hole in one chamber (yeah, we leave the heart in while it hangs.  Call us weird).  The ball entered straight through one rib and out through another, severing both.  The doe had run about 75 yards with two blown lungs, a blown heart and two severed ribs.  I also found an almost pristine 17 caliber air rifle pellet lodged against the pelvis.  It would have had to travel through the hide, through a layer of fat, through 2.5 inches of meat and stop at the bone.  I doubt this could have happened to the adult doe. 17 cal air rifles don't typically have near enough penetration, plus there was no apparent wound channel, so I'm thinking someone shot a fawn in the butt.  Some people's kids.

# Friday, November 21, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, November 21, 2008 6:57:25 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life )

Last January I reported a fellow shooter, Joe Metz, was terminally ill. He passed away April 26 but there is another service being performed this Sunday, November 23, at the Bernie Petersen Memorial Range at 9:30. There will be a small memorial and they will spread the remainder of his ashes.

I will be in the Seattle area and unable to attend but I wanted to make the announcement a little wider.

# Sunday, November 09, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, November 09, 2008 3:18:31 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Home Life )

Don't forget there is a gun blogger meet this evening. Details are here. Barb and I plan to attend.

# Wednesday, November 05, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, November 05, 2008 7:24:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life | Politics )

Nice article. Laurel has the story. There is even a picture of Sarah Palin sitting on the bed of her University of Idaho dorm room. The article is here. It starts out like this:

They tell me that about one person in 50 on the streets of Moscow, Idaho, is legally carrying a concealed pistol. A lot more have them in their cars. I rather approve of this, though I don't think I'll join in.

# Tuesday, November 04, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, November 04, 2008 8:19:51 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Politics )

I voted!

Xenia
8:17 AM, November 4, 2008
Via a text message to me.
[Barb called me, as usual, about 45 minutes ago and gave me the latest news from home. She had just dropped Xenia off to vote. It was Xenia's first time at the polls. Xenia just sent me the above text message. Barb said Xenia was wearing her elephant earrings.--Joe]

# Saturday, November 01, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, November 01, 2008 6:33:36 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Home Life )

We blew up a bunch of pumpkins today. No time for the whole story or any pictures. Just a link to Barrons post (which has pictures and video) and the best of the video (from Kris who made it as a day trip from Seattle):

<STRONG>Update:</STRONG> <A href="http://hunter006.livejournal.com/79462.html">Kris has a post</A> about his little "day trip".
# Tuesday, October 28, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:57:27 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I have been having pain in one of my teeth off and on for about three weeks now. Over the weekend it got bad enough and persistent enough that I decided it was time to seek medical attention.

I called the dentist yesterday but they couldn't get me in until this morning. I made it through the night without much difficulty. I woke up a couple times and had trouble getting back to sleep but not that big of a deal.

Today was pretty much consumed with visiting the dentist, doing paperwork at the doc next door who would do the root canal, handling a few things at work, going back to the dentist office and getting the work done.

Hunter006 has some more details from an email exchange and there are some more details on Twitter.

All is better now but I need to catch up on some sleep.

# Monday, October 27, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, October 27, 2008 5:22:19 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

According to new research done at Oxford University, people who eat meat are less likely to suffer from shrinking of the brain than those that stick strictly to a vegetarian diet.

...

This doesn’t mean that vegetarians need to immediately start eating meat; it just means that when they decide to attack meat-eaters they should think about their small mindedness before hand.

Jaclyn Cousins
October 13, 2008
Vegetarianism Shrinks Your Brain
[H/T to Phil.

I'm in agreement with Kevin Baker on the topic:


Kevin Baker at the 2008 Gun Blogger Rendezvous on Friday October 10.

Xenia, be sure to eat your eggs and drink your milk.--Joe]

# Sunday, October 26, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, October 26, 2008 9:17:54 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Blog stuff | Home Life )

I'm always a little embarrassed and uncomfortable when someone says something nice about me or something I did. This is no exception and for more than the usual reason. The number one reason was that Mark made his post on Friday and I didn't notice until this morning.

Mark gave me a "Superior Scribbler Award":

He had this to say about me:

Joe Huffman, who blogs The View From North Central Idaho, as well as trenchant observations of the political scene from the perspective of a well-trained and -experienced gunny. Joe always seems to have the bons mots for the moment, whereas I generally have the esprit d'escalier.

Additional reasons number two and three were that I had to look up two phrases to figure out exactly what he was saying.

As per the rules of the award I have to post the rules:

  • Each Superior Scribbler must in turn pass The Award on to 5 most-deserving Bloggy Friends.
  • Each Superior Scribbler must link to the author & the name of the blog from whom he/she has received The Award.
  • Each Superior Scribbler must display The Award on his/her blog, and link to This Post, which explains The Award.
  • Each Blogger who wins The Superior Scribbler Award must visit this post and add his/her name to the Mr. Linky List. That way, we'll be able to keep up-to-date on everyone who receives This Prestigious Honor!
  • Each Superior Scribbler must post these rules on his/her blog.

The five most-deserving Bloggy Friends deserve some thought.

In terms of "Superior Scribblers" I would have given the award to each of my three children had they actually put their best writing works on blogs. From the time they were old enough to write essay's and papers I have been super impressed with the quality of their work. But only Xenia has a blog and it's more social than representative of her writing. Here is something from James and Xenia. I also have stuff from Kim that would definitely qualify but none of it is on the web (hint, hint).

They must have inherited this from their mother. I always had an extremely tough time writing until I was in my early twenties. It was just extremely painful and difficult for me to think of anything worth putting into words.

Barb on the other hand wrote lots of stories and got excellent grades on her writings all through school. And then there was the book she wrote but never bothered to try and get published. She said, "It was just for practice." Here are some samples of her work:

  • Can't Say Goodbye Again. Very short romance. Written for a contest in the Writer's Edge Ezine (defunct web site).
  • The Medicine Cabinet. This is what I call one of her "Anti-Romance" stories. Others have compared it to Hitchcock because of the suspense, story twists, and surprises. Very good stuff.
  • The Rose. Another "Anti-Romance" story. Definitely Hitchcock like.

She would definitely get an award--if she had a blog and put her best work on it.

Enough with the potential nepotism.

In line with having to look up words, as I did with Mark's work, to understand the post I have to give an award to Roberta X for The Adventures of Roberta X. She writes with a vocabulary a little bit above my comfort level at times but she puts interesting twists on things.

In terms of "interesting twists" (extreme snark is a better description) Tamara K with view from the porch also gets an award.

Alan Korwin and his blog Page Nine gets an award for inspiring a lot of my alternate ways of viewing things in the world of gun politics. And that doesn't even count all the books he has written.

I don't know who it is but the VPC Blog has to get an award. Wow! Just Wow! He or she really does a number with the satire.

Yeah, I know, that's only four. But with all the recognition to my family members can't each of those count as 1/4 of an award each?

# Monday, October 20, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, October 20, 2008 7:59:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life )

As suggested by James (not our son) and enabled by Tony I finished Freehold last week. It was slow reading only because I would only read a few pages every few nights before I would go to bed. It was a great book. I cried when Kendra was awarded her medal. I love strong female characters.

I started The Weapon last night. It's looking good so far.

# Saturday, October 18, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:55:13 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life )

I saw this while looking over daughter Kim's shoulder when she was studying for her class Riddles and Paradoxes: How the Culture of Markets Shapes our World: Past, Present, and Future.

The Functions of Government

  1. To promote competition and provide a system of laws, courts, and method of enforcing contracts (infrastructure for free markets).
  2. To play an allocative function of producing goods and services.
  3. To redistribute income and assist the poor.
  4. To provide stabilization of the economy to keep inflation and unemployment low

Which of these four items are found in the U.S. Constitution? I agree with number 1 but the others are out of bounds. Some other governments do claim these to be within their legitimate areas of power. We call them socialists, communists, tyrannical, genocidal, and losers. Perhaps the Power Point slide deck I found this in or the instructor in class makes the point that this isn't within the legitimate domain of our government but a quick scan through the slides certainly doesn't make it obvious.

It appears one can assume we have a discrepancy in philosophical viewpoints. Kevin illustrates it with cartoons better than I can with words.

# Friday, October 17, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, October 17, 2008 9:38:54 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Daughter Xenia called me a few minutes ago. She was crying and could barely talk. She was crossing the street as she walked to class and a car turned a corner, didn't see her, and missed her by a couple feet.

Other than the psychological aspects she is fine but it sure makes you think. What a difference a few seconds can make...

Update: Xenia has more details.

# Monday, October 13, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, October 13, 2008 3:30:41 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Gun Fun | Home Life )

Barb and I are sitting in the Reno airport waiting for our plane. I'm pretty sure I'm the last of the gun bloggers to leave town. Barb and I had dinner last night at the Black Bear Diner with The Conservative UAW Guy, his wife, Mr. Completely, and Keewee. Back at Circus Circus I chatted with them and Ride Fast, the last hanger ons, about airport security theater until about 21:00 when most of us said our good-byes. Mr. Completely, Keewee, Barb and I had breakfast together this morning and the Gun Blogger Rendezvous was over.

I have a few pictures and will post more later, particularly about our day at the range, but for now here is an odd gun I saw at the museum today with Barb. This gun was part of an exhibit on bootleggers:


Sawed off pistol. (Click for bigger.)

[Please excuse the poor photo quality. I used my cell-phone camera.]

I noticed one of their exhibits was mislabeled and they seemed very grateful when I corrected them. A device used to clean wheat had original markings saying it separated wheat from wild oats. But was labeled as tool for separating wild oats from chaff. <shrug> Just me being nit-picky as usual.

# Wednesday, October 08, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, October 08, 2008 1:21:18 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Home Life )

Barb and I are currently in the SeaTac airport eating a late lunch. Soon we will be on the plane to Reno, then from there we will rent a car and drive to Tonopah. We will spend a few days looking around at historical and genealogical things. Her father lived and worked there in the '30s.

Friday we will return to Reno for the Gun Blogger Rendevzous.

If you are interested follow the boring details on my Twitter account. Please ignore the typos. My Pocket PC has problems with rapidly typed letters hence "looking" comes out as "loking" and I often make an update while walking or doing something else and don't check for errors as well as I should.

# Saturday, October 04, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, October 04, 2008 8:10:33 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Home Life )

In the right column I have a list of the bloggers I have met. I just found out a friend from way back (nearly 25 years) just started a blog. I'm not sure the general population of readers here will find all that much to agree with her on politics but she does take pretty pictures and says she will be posting her pictures there.

I have referred to her in my posts here a few times as one of my lesbian friends and she is the one that wrote the email referenced here. I tend to avoid discussing politics with her. Chess, places we have worked together, and other geeky stuff can keep us happily chatting for a long time however. And then there was the time I took her and her friend to the nudist club...

# Thursday, October 02, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, October 02, 2008 9:38:42 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Gun Rights | Home Life )

I got a call tonight from Barb's sister who lives in California. I had talked to her and her husband about guns in years past and while not really opposed to them they wouldn't want one in their house.

Barb had talked to her last weekend and I knew she were planning to join the NRA just to annoy her liberal friends and neighbors. I also knew their daughter who is in college in Missouri wants to get a gun so she can defend herself. I didn't know that Barb's sister and her husband are planning to take up shooting as a hobby. She asked me about ranges and do they rent? And she wanted a recommendation for a gun to start out with. I told her a .22 to lessen the chances of picking up bad habits and reduce the cost.

I also sent her a link to the NRA yard signs so they can tweak the neighbors without even flashing their membership cards.

I need to get them up here for Boomershoot next spring. That will give them some goals.

# Tuesday, September 30, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, September 30, 2008 11:39:29 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Fun | Home Life )

Last night the cops visited to try to help resolve an incident when Boyfriend From Hell of the landlady at my underground bunker kicked in her bedroom door. I was at work at the time but Barb was there and called me to let me know what was happening. I left work immediately and told Barb to tell the cops I would be entering through the rear tunnel and that we would stay away from the action going on above ground.

Shortly after I arrived and greeted Barb the landlady knocked on our door and wanted to talk. A couple of cops showed up a minute or two later and stepped into my bunker to offer some advice to the landlady. I was packing with the only thing concealing my STI Eagle and a spare 18 round magazine was my Boomershoot coat. It was much too warm in there and I wanted to remove the coat without alarming the cops. Even wearing the coat probably seemed a little odd and the cops might have guessed I was packing just from that but there was no need to openly display the gun on my hip. In full view of the cops, but hidden underneath my coat, I untucked my Boomershoot golf shirt and used the tail of it to cover up the equipment on my belt and then took off the coat. I draped the coat over the target on the back of a chair from my testing the Gun Blog 45 a few days ago:

About five feet away from the cops, leaning up against a dresser was a rifle case. About eight feet behind the landlady they were talking to were two IPSC targets on the wall I use for dry fire exercises.

I wonder if the cops suspected there were guns nearby? If so, they didn't give even the slightest hint of noticing. I did find it a little odd that one of them gave me his card and told me his cell phone number was on there--but they didn't give the landlady a card or even their names.

I find it hard to believe they were so incompetent to not notice and would rather believe they were cool with it. Especially since they said they couldn't leave her there if she was afraid for her safety (which she said she was) with the boyfriend who can't currently be evicted. My offers to give her advance rent money on the spot to stay in a hotel or to stay on our couch went over well with the cops and they finally left.

Barb and I took the landlady to a restaurant for some food and she slept on the couch in our room last night. She left my underground bunker this morning without Barb or I talking to her and I can only presume she is working on getting him legally evicted today since she called work last night to take a day of vacation today.

I'd offer to loan her a gun but Boyfriend From Hell manages to keep stealing cell phones and keys from her purse so I don't know how she would manage to keep a handgun away from him.

More details will be posted as they become available.

# Monday, September 29, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, September 29, 2008 8:10:53 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

If you have been following my Twitter account you will know there were five cops here at my Seattle area bunker tonight and that Barb, my landlady, and I escaped to the local Chinese restaurant without any shots being fired. And that the landlady's boyfriend from hell can't be evicted yet.

This has been building for a couple years now. I and a lot of other people are hoping she finally manages to stick to her position and actually gets the guy out this time.

By: Joe Huffman Monday, September 29, 2008 8:05:37 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Walking to bible study while listening to Disney music. I'm so badass.

Xenia Huffman-Scott
Via Twitter
[That's my girl.--Joe]

# Saturday, September 27, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:46:32 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Home Life )

As I reported a few weeks ago I did a bunch of earth moving at the Boomershoot range. Last Sunday Kim, Xenia, and I went back to plant grass on the fresh dirt, winterize the Taj Mahal and deliver 800 pounds of decorative concrete blocks to the Taj. Barb's Jeep was sort of dragging it's tail as we drove out to the range. We will use the concrete blocks as stepping stones around the Taj to keep the explosive workers out of the mud when it is wet. As a side note on Thursday Barb took her Jeep to be "detailed" which consisted mostly of removing mud and small pieces of concrete from the interior.

I didn't take my camera but Xenia brought hers and I planned to post some of the pictures she (and I) took of the work we did. Unfortunately the mechanism involved in transferring the pictures from her camera to me failed with the crash of Barb's desktop computer (it's complicated, don't ask because it's not worth it). I could have worked around it in any number of ways but I had, and have, more important things to do.

I did want to get a post up about the grass planting just so people would know the chances of the area being nothing but mud next spring are less than 100%. Also this gives me an excuse to post a link to Xenia (our artist) pictures from the day. As you can see from the sample below it's an artist taking the pictures and not her engineer father.


Xenia reflected in the solar panels on the Taj Mahal.

# Sunday, September 14, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, September 14, 2008 7:17:16 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Maybe it's his military training. I'm not sure. But Xenia's fiancée John deals with one annoying situation appropriately.

# Monday, September 08, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, September 08, 2008 11:40:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Did you pick this guy or did your daughter?

Mike Brown
September 7, 2008
While at a USPSA pistol match after having a particularly well informed conversation with John, Xenia's fiancé, on carry options for people under 21 (John is 19) and on college campuses.
[My response was that it was Xenia's pick. I had nothing to do with either daughter's choice in spouses. I occasionally wonder if it is my "boy blood for daughter's tears" policy that causes them to suck up to me a little but I don't see enough evidence to justify validating that hypothesis.--Joe]

# Monday, September 01, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, September 01, 2008 6:45:51 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Quote of the Day )

The good looks came from my mother's side. And of course witchcraft.

Xenia Huffman-Scott
August 27, 2008
Referring to the looks of herself and her sister Kim in their back to school pictures.

# Tuesday, August 26, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, August 26, 2008 11:40:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Both Kim and Xenia went back to school today. Xenia has the pictures and the story.

I wish I could have been there to give them hugs and say the usual stuff about being good and doing what the teacher tells them to do. But they are grown women now and it's a little late for that.

# Thursday, August 21, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:55:05 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )
# Sunday, August 17, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, August 17, 2008 4:58:48 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Last night we took Xenia to the Seattle airport to greet her fiancée John when he got off the plane. He just recently got back in the states from Iraq and was going home to central Washington state for a couple weeks.

Our first indication of something unusual was another passenger exiting the secure area asking, "Are you waiting for the soldier?" He informed us John was in first class and would be there very soon. John barely cleared security and was giving Xenia a hug and a kiss when strangers came up to him and wanted to shake his hand and say thanks. We got constant interruptions from others as we tried to exit the airport and find his parents who were in orbit in the pickup area.

This is in sharp contrast to those that were spat upon and unjustly called killers as they returned from Vietnam.

Nice. Very nice.

Welcome home John. We are glad you made it back safely and thank you for your service.

The pictures I took are on Xenia's camera and probably will be available in a few days.

# Thursday, August 14, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:38:34 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Daughter Xenia has posted some of her pictures--Mostly Awesome Clouds.

Awesome indeed. I am using two of these on my computers at work for "desktops".

It reminds me what I am missing in Idaho while I am in an office with hundreds of other people and worrying about cross site scripting, power consumption on mobile devices, and how many round trips to a remote server are required for a particular web page download.

# Sunday, August 10, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, August 10, 2008 10:32:27 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Home Life )

Daughter Kim and I took off shortly after 8:00 this morning to do some work at the Boomershoot site. It's about 45 miles from home but because of the narrow twisting roads down a steep valley and back up the other side it takes a full hour to get there unless you are willing to make the tires squeal on the turns. It's not hard to do but there is not much point in pushing in to save 10 or 15 minutes while risking rear ending a slow moving piece of farm equipment as you come out of the turn. The drive gave Kim and I a chance to talk a bunch.

The weather was clouding and cool. Amazingly cool--I don't think it got about 65 all day long. And with the breeze it was actually a little uncomfortable at times.

Driving the little Aveo all the way to the Taj Mahal required going through some rather tall Reeds Canary grass:


Photo by Kim

We arrived on site and did some electrical measurements on the batteries and solar cell charging system. Everything appears to be working correctly but the batteries still aren't fully charged. We fired up the generator to charge the batteries faster. It started charging at 6 amps at about 9:30 and when turned off about 13:00 it was down to just over 4 amps. So I think we are getting closer to a full charge. Maybe the next time we go out the solar cells will have the batteries topped off.

The water system appears to not be leaking or if it is it must be a very slow leak. I put about seven gallons of water in it a couple of weeks ago and verified everything was working correctly. I was able to get a couple of gallons out on this visit without it going dry so I'm not sure why it went dry in June unless the drain tile didn't fill it up this spring like I thought it would have.

I fixed up the steps from the pump to the target building area some. They should be fine for this summer but I suspect they will get loose again when the ground gets wet again this fall.

The big tarp in back of the shed we use to cover up the extra surveyors stacks and empty containers has a large rip in it. It was getting old and I'm not too surprised. I'll have to replace it before winter. Another thing we really need to do is put in some more decorative blocks to the south side of the target building area. This is where we stacked the empty crates while building targets this year. It got a lot of foot traffic and there needs to be something there to keep us out of the mud when it rains and snows.

We went to my parents house and gave Dad his birthday present. He will be 85 in a few days. He had a knee surgery last week and is doing well.

After visiting for a while with Mom, Dad, their friends Walt and Jan, and my sister-in-law Julie. Kim and I then went for a walk. We inspected the Austrian Winter peas in the back of the truck. This was the first time they have raised them in many years.

Kim had never seen them before. I told her we could eat them raw but to be careful. It would be like putting rocks in your mouth until they soaked up enough water to soften up a bit. She agreed with me. It is a lot like pebbles in your mouth. She didn't like the taste of the skins but the insides are good.

Below are a couple pictures of the peas in the field. A month ago, before they fell down (a natural and expected occurrence), the pea vines stood almost as tall as Kim and when stretched to their full height were over six feet long in places.

In the foreground of the picture above is the field after it has been harvested. In the background are unharvested peas and my parents house almost hidden in the trees.

I told Kim the story of how when I was about 10 years old I accidentally started a fire that sweep through that exact spot where she is standing and I was certain it was going to catch the woods on fire. But Dad was within shouting distance, working on the house, and was able to get the bulldozer started and dig a fire break in the wheat stubble before it made it to the trees. My Great Uncle Walt and I put out the little fires that made it across the torn up dirt and the woods were saved.

This is "The Old Well House". It's not used any more. But there were lots of stories to tell here. "The Little Pond" was just 50 yards from here and Dad was concerned us kids would drown in it and dug a hole in one of the banks to lowered the water level so the pond was shallow enough we could have touched bottom with our heads above the water had we been foolish enough to get in with the frogs, dragon flies, and thick pond scum. I did fall into the little creek that runs right past here when I was probably only seven or eight years old. It was the middle of the winter with probably a foot of snow on the ground the creek literally ice cold with a partial covering of ice. It wasn't deep and I was able to wade out. But I was completely soaked in the ice water and more than a little scared. Just a few feet away from where I took this picture is a apple tree that used to have the largest apples I have ever seen. The apples would get so large they would break the stems and fall off before they would get ripe. The were still sour and weren't really edible when raw. But just one apple sliced up, fried, with lots of sugar on it, would be enough for our "vegetable" at dinner for our entire family of five.

We had lunch with my parents, brother Gary, Walt, and Jan. Then we said good-bye and went back to the Taj Mahal to turn off the generator and lock things up. As we left I took some pictures of Kim on a hay bale in the field where we hold the Boomershoot

As I was taking these pictures I figured she should be called "The Boomershoot Babe". She has made most of the explosives for the targets for the last three years. She had help from her husband Caleb and others but she has done the majority of the actual weighing and mixing of the chemicals. She has probably made, in five pound batches, in a Kitchen Aid mixer about 3000 pounds of explosives in the last three years.

Kim, my Boomershoot Babe. Who would have guessed from seeing our little Bridezilla when she was four years old? Okay, so maybe you wouldn't have been surprised.

# Monday, August 04, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, August 04, 2008 1:46:49 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Blog stuff | Home Life )

My hosting provider (ServerGrid.com) hasn't answered my email and I have given up on them. I'm still working on finding a new web hosting company. I've looked at bunch and even paid some money for one that I tried out. I'm not entirely satisfied with what I see and hence all available time is spent trying to find a solution. I didn't have all that much time available this weekend because Barb and all three kids were in the Seattle area and we were doing the vacation thing a lot of time time. See, for example, Xenia's pictures from the Seattle Aquarium and the zoo.

I have a bunch of domains that need to be hosted with lots of requirements so it is taking a lot longer than what I had hoped it would.

In the meantime my websites and email are flaky (more so than usual) and I'm not putting any effort into blogging although there are some things I really would like to comment on. Sorry about that. Maybe in a couple more days...

Update: I believe all my email and websites are now working correctly. Part of the problem was a messed up namesever that I now have corrected. I'm still moving to a different hosting provider (probably GoDaddy). I'm doing some testing and still have some minor problems to solve with my blog in that environment but I'm getting very, very close.

# Wednesday, July 23, 2008
By: Lyle at UltiMAK Wednesday, July 23, 2008 7:14:38 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Politics )

My wife asked me to make an appointment to get her car in for an oil change.  I replied;

You have an appointment for your car first thing Monday morning.  I can bring it in, or you can, as you wish.

Hmm—now there’s a "Change" for which we can "Hope".  Call the Obama campaign headquarters.  Better yet, call Jiffy Lube headquarters and tell them you have a great new ad slogan:

We "Hope" we can "Change"…your oil.

- or -

Do you "Hope" for a "Change"?  Well, get over to Jiffy Lube today!!  We can do "An Oil Change You Can Believe In".

I think they should do it and try to get sued by the Obama campaign.  It would make them extremely famous and get them another million customers overnight.

I should have added;

"Don't just "Hope" your car is OK--  "Change" your oil at (pick a company) today."

# Sunday, July 20, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:36:20 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

More random stuff from my "quote" collection. This time for our daughter Xenia:

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

It was a week ago yesterday that we picked up Xenia's laptop from Cactus Computer after spending some time in the shop for just this problem (well, almost):

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will Whiz on your computer.

# Saturday, July 19, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, July 19, 2008 8:19:24 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Home Life | Work )

Barb and I have a very social weekend ahead of us.

First off is lunch with son James.

Tonight Barb and I are having dinner with Phil (from SoftGreenGlow.com) and his wife. Despite the references to the canned salmon mouse I'm sure we will have a pleasant evening.

Tomorrow is the company picnic with probably 5 or 10 thousand other people.

# Monday, July 14, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, July 14, 2008 10:16:04 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Work )

This wasn't some cheesy Internet quiz of some sort. This was something that my company paid big dollars for and followed up with a nearly full day of "training" to explain the results to us. Everyone in our organization had to participate. Mandatory training they said. Okay, whatever.

I was surprised. They really nailed a bunch of things for me. View the results for yourself here.

During the training they gave us these four little soft plastic blocks that looked very much like Lego's. They were a training tool and as the training started people were sort of playing with them as the instructor talked. Then someone had the blocks fly apart and scatter across one of the tables. "A block explosion!", the instructor announced. Her assistant went to the white board and recorded the explosion. Someone asked, "What does it mean?" The instructor said they didn't know for certain but they keep track of them to see if we can figure something out. There were no more block explosions all day.

The one person to have a block explosion was also the only person in the room with a ATF license to manufacture high explosives. You should have heard the people in my group laugh when instructor called it a block explosion. No one else in the room understood the significance like they did.

# Sunday, July 13, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, July 13, 2008 7:44:56 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Freedom | Home Life | Quote of the Day )

One of the more serious problems with our modern society is that the evolution of man has changed directions. The lesser intelligent people multiply much faster than the more intelligent people.

Doug Huffman
[This is something my brother told me over 20 years ago and I put in my collection of quotes. Today he sent his kids and me this link on a related topic.--Joe]

# Wednesday, July 09, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, July 09, 2008 12:34:19 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life )

Daughter Kim called me a few minutes ago to tell me she has been officially accepted at the University of Idaho.

Yaaaaahhhh Kim!

She plans to study accounting. She is smart and is good with math so this should be a good match for her.

Now I just need to get her connected up with Students for Concealed Carry on Campus. There is a conference in D.C. on August 1st that would be interesting for her to attend--if I could get her to leave her husband for a few days. Fat chance of that happening... Maybe she will participate in the empty holster days. That would be nice. But, more important than my political goals is for her to get the education she needs so she can get a good job.

Here is a picture of her just so you know who I'm talking about:

# Friday, July 04, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, July 04, 2008 10:04:22 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Barb and I went to our 35th High School reunion tonight. We are Orofino Maniacs. There is more going on tomorrow, this was just a warm up. As usual we had a good time. Here are some of the pictures I took:


Dale Nickels and Terry Thornton.
Terry supplies the portable toilets for the Boomershoot. His wife was a high school teacher for our children.


Phyllis (McIver) Parks. Phyllis is from the class of '74 but married Ray Parks who is in our class.
Phyllis is also a distant cousin of mine. I went to school with her since grade school.

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Barb is showing off her tattoo to Lori Bruce and Sally Duty.


Lance Jones and his wife, Sandy, of 21 years. We hadn't seen Lance for over 35 years. I used to play chess with him and hung out quite a bit with him.
He retired from the navy after 24 years. He joined straight out of high school and married one of Barb's best friends just before he left for boot camp.


Terri Duff and Barb.



Debbie Estenson hit me after I showed her this picture. Barb says that now she is going to kill me.
Update: I told her about the picture and I'm still alive. She did try to bite me though. But I don't think she
is all that mad at me because she told me her husband lets her do whatever she wants and then later she
gave me her email address and phone number. She lives in the Seattle area now.


Here is a better picture of Debbie.

# Monday, June 30, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, June 30, 2008 9:36:39 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Gun Fun | Home Life )

I've mentioned this before but a reminder that this is your last chance to vote for me can't hurt.

The back story:

There were 40 gun bloggers, including myself, that participated in the 2nd Amendment Blogger Bash at the NRA Convention last month. There is now a contest to select 10 of those bloggers to participate in “Gun Blogger Summer Camp”.

Action item:

Would you please vote for me? Go here and find “The View From North Central Idaho” near the bottom of the list: http://www.para-usa.com/new/special/blogger_contest06-08.php#vote click on the radio button and submit it. You don’t have to put in your address and phone number unless you would like a chance at attending the camp as well (one lucky voter will get to attend with the blogger winners).

Please do it today. This is the last day of the contest.

Thanks!

# Sunday, June 29, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Sunday, June 29, 2008 3:31:42 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Gun Rights | Home Life )

U.S. versus Miller is essentially gone as guidance for interpreting the 2nd Amendment. To replace it we have the much superior D.C. v. Heller.

To celebrate Kimberly Joe and Joseph Kim went out to the Boomershoot site. This is their story told with pictures.


This is Kimberly Joe making explosives and putting it in zip lock bags and cardboard boxes.


This is the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Explosives required for appropriate celebration.


Here is the Firearm portion of the celebration.


This is end of the AT&E.


Remnants of Miller.


Remnants of the explosives.


Remnants of the tobacco.


Shooters and firearms post Miller and Heller.

# Thursday, June 26, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:00:04 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life )

Today daughter Kim received her concealed weapons permit (as they are called in Idaho). She called me up a couple minutes after getting the mail and was so excited I could barely understand her.

Don't mess with my daughter:

# Tuesday, June 24, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, June 24, 2008 9:41:06 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Boomershoot | Home Life )

I have a huge backlog of things I want to blog about but I have been rather distracted by other things.

Barb and I had barely seen each other for several weeks. The week after I went to Louisville for the 2nd Amendment Blog Bash (and NRA Convention) Barb went to Sacramento to visit her sister. Then I had a very busy time at work and was unable to go on vacation with Xenia, Barb, and her family to Montana.

Finally, on Wednesday, Barb arrived at my bunker in the Seattle area and we tried to make up for lost time. I did make it out of bed long enough to go to work for a few hours and we go to dinner and see a movie (Get Smart -- It had it moments, but there were some parts that were too silly for me) with son James and daughter Xenia. But for the most part we were pretty much inseparable.

Then Saturday I started opening up Boomershoot 2009 registration for staff, on Sunday for 2008 participants, then yesterday for the general public. Even though that is mostly automated it has resulted over 170 emails being received or sent plus countless hand edits of data files and fixing of obscure bugs in my code.

One bug was particularly "interesting". If two shooting positions used the same phone number for registration and I then tried to swap the shooting positions of those two entries then both entires would be deleted (I had a back up and it wasn't that tough to recover from the bug). That bug had existed since day one over a year ago and I just now tripped it.

In any case that spike of Boomershoot activity will soon settled down because the event is almost full (91%) with only seven positions still open as of 11:00 PM. I was surprised at the number of bloggers that took me up on the offer. Those free spots are costing me a LOT of money in the short term. David and Phil have a big tent and are filling it with bloggers. Other bloggers signed up include BillH of Free in Idaho!, Matthew from Trigger Finger, Kevin of Smallest Minority, Barron Barnett, and of course RyXenia (not really "signed up", it's more like "drafted"), and I. I expect Lyle at UltiMAK (who blogs here with me) will sign up too.

Speaking of Matthew in the context of Boomershoot, he just put some new posts with pictures and text up from Boomershoot 2008:

# Monday, June 16, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, June 16, 2008 8:08:03 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

A few months ago I made something I received via a Google alert on sex my QOTD because it applied to not only to sex but to many other things as well. Ms. Block had her own Google alert, noticed my post, and commented on my post. Cool!

I sent her an email thanking her for stopping by for a visit and I ended up on her email list for notifications of things such as her book (Open: Love, Sex, and Life in an Open Marriage) signing yesterday afternoon in Seattle. I decided to go because the kids were attending a play (a musical--I seldom like musicals) and the Father's Day activities weren't happening until the evening. Barb was unavailable being at work in Moscow Idaho so I went alone.

I found Ms. Block to be very energetic, funny, and quick witted. It was a real pleasure to hear her talk. I added a few comments which seemed to be well accepted. One was in regard to a book that discussed sex and the evolution of women. Here is more information on that book, Sex Time and Power. This was a great book. A lot of it was speculation which has the high probability of being wrong but it was very intriguing speculation.

Some links to Ms. Block's web presence:

http://www.open-marriage.blogspot.com/
http://www.jennyonthepage.com/

She also writes on the blog The Huffington Post such as this post.

I've added her blog to my blogroll but it appears she is only blogging to promote her books and other writings and not so much about the psychology and sociology of sex in our society which is more of my interest. But at least I will get links to that sort of material.

# Saturday, June 14, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, June 14, 2008 2:17:43 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Gun Rights | Home Life )

Just outside of Seattle last night I picked up Robin (age 12), the daughter of a friend of ours (Karen pictured below), and gave her a ride to Moscow so she could visit a friend of hers for a couple weeks. She wasn't very talkative but she was bright and friendly. It was a five hour trip and except for the first 90 minutes we each listened to our own iPods.


Daughter Kim, friend Karen, and Ry's daughter Arden at Boomershoot 2008.
Photo from David who has proclaimed June to be Boomershoot 2008 Photo Month.

Tomorrow morning I have to get up much, much too early, take daughter Kim to work by 6:30, go back to the house to pick up daughter Xenia, then pick up both Ry's daughters Arden (above) and Anna at 7:15, then pick up Kim at 7:30. The four girls and I then attempt to drive back to Seattle in time for Kim and Xenia to attend a play that starts at 1:00 PM that is a gift from their brother James. The other girls then go back to the east side of the lake to Ry's fortified compound. Protected with, among other things, a .50 BMG, and I don't know how many AR-15s, some of which are supressed.

I realize four beautiful girls protected only by one middle-aged, slightly overweight guy with a bum leg is a tempting target but these girls aren't the helpless types. Ry and I reared these children in Idaho, not one of those sissy places where other people rear their children.

Kim has applied for her concealed carry permit but hasn't received it yet. That doesn't mean she won't have access to or be able to use a firearm should she need one on the trip. The others aren't quite old enough to get their concealed pistol permits but that doesn't mean they don't know what to do with a gun.

The following pictures illustrate my point.


Kim preparing for a steel match.


Xenia celebrates diversity.


Arden practicing with an AR-15.
Photo from Ry.


Ry helps stabilize the rifle while Anna fires off the shot that detonates the explosive target.
Photo from Ry.

# Tuesday, June 10, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, June 10, 2008 9:39:54 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Boomershoot | Crap for brains | Home Life | Politics )

Snoqualmie Pass is getting snow today. Probably not so much that I can't make it home on Friday but of interest because its so unusual for this time of year. It is snowing in Moscow Idaho (my home) and the Boomershoot site too. Maybe I should schedule Boomershoot 2009 for July 4th so the snow will be light enough the roads will be plowed and people can make it without snowmobiles.

Crank up those coal fired power plants and rev the engines in your trucks while waiting at traffic lights--we need to head off the next ice age.

Either Al Gore has crap for brains and/or his motivation is solely for political gain.

Update: Daughter Kim says not to blame Al Gore:

From: Kimberly
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:10 AM
To: Barbara Scott; James Huffman-Scott; Joe Huffman; Xenia Joy

I apologize for the snow it was my fault I cut the dogs hair yesterday

Update2: From my weather advisory email alert:

OROFINO/GRANGEVILLE REGION-
135 PM PDT TUE JUN 10 2008

...SNOW ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 8 PM THIS EVENING TO 8 AM PDT WEDNESDAY ABOVE 3500 FEET...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MISSOULA HAS ISSUED A SNOW ADVISORY ABOVE 3500 FEET...WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 8 PM THIS EVENING TO 8 AM PDT WEDNESDAY.

TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATIONS OF 1 TO 3 INCHES ARE EXPECTED TONIGHT THROUGH EARLY WEDNESDAY MORNING ABOVE 4000 FEET AND OVER THE WHITE BIRD GRADE ON HIGHWAY 95. ELEVATIONS DOWN TO 3500 FEET...INCLUDING THE CITY OF GRANGEVILLE...CAN EXPECT TO SEE ACCUMULATIONS UP TO AN INCH.

A SNOW ADVISORY MEANS THAT PERIODS OF SNOW WILL CAUSE PRIMARILY TRAVEL DIFFICULTIES. BE PREPARED FOR SNOW COVERED ROADS AND LIMITED VISIBILITIES...AND USE CAUTION WHILE DRIVING.

This could mean certain types of crops in the area will be killed by the cold.

Something the global warming doomsday people ignore is that, typically, farm yields are better with abnormally warm weather than abnormally cold weather. Hence to be on the safe side of things we should try to push things in the direction of excess heating rather than risk excess cooling.

By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, June 10, 2008 8:22:36 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

I don't have a T.V. in my Seattle area bunker so the only shows I watch are DVD sci-fi stuff with James (we just started the third season of Farscape).

With Barb I watch DVDs/on-line stuff like:

  • Bones She is extremely smart, likes guns, and is hyper-rational--where was Temperance when I was a freshman in college and looking for a mate?
  • Columbo He's like a puppy dog wagging his tail and digging holes in the yard--but what the murders don't know is that he's placing land mines (from the episode "How to Dial a Murder").
  • Medium Just accept the premise and enjoy the show.

Barb and I might have to add Swingtown to our list of things to watch while in bed (together).

The following review came to me from someone who picked it up from a email list they subscribe to. This was in response to a comment where someone said they had never been to a party that they didn't know what was going on before they arrived.

I thought it did a pretty fair job of portraying reality without being hostile to swingers. The biggest thing I noticed was that, as with nearly all Hollywood, the time scale was sped up dramatically. From the time a newbie couple was told by people they had just met they were swingers until they decided to participate there would be a lot more time and talking involved rather than just a few glances and walking off to the back bedroom with the experienced couple.

I do know of a case where a couple had monthly parties and the next door neighbors asked why they were never invited. The hosting couple told them to just show up next time--without telling them the nature of the party. The neighbors did show up, figured things out after a half hour or so and left--never to ask about attending again. So, I know it does happen.

The bottom line is I think the writers know a lot about swinging. I think they either have been involved or did a lot of research with people who are or have been involved. I think in order to make the show interesting they will, of necessity, have to introduce stress of some sort into the characters and situations. In the pilot they introduced characters who will enable them to do that. The reality of swinging is not the utopia we would like it to be (neither is monogamy or anything else). The writers of the show will have to exaggerate reality some and create conflicts to make things interesting. I believe it's possible they can do this without making swingers out to be immoral perverts and I think they have made a good first step toward that goal. I'm looking forward to the next episode.

# Wednesday, June 04, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Wednesday, June 04, 2008 7:11:46 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Bloggers | Gun Rights | Home Life )

I was invited to speak at the Boeing Rifle and Pistol Club tonight. This will be something like the fifth time. Tonight I will be talking about the NRA Convention and the Second Amendment Blogger Bash.

My notes for the presentation:

  • Huge, fancy, gun show
  • Nearly 70K people
  • Media credentials for bloggers
  • Second Amendment blogger bash
    • Bitch girls
    • Snowflakes in Hell
    • Say Uncle
    • Michael Bane
    • Smallest Minority
    • Books, Bikes, Boomsticks (broomsticks)
    • Squeaky Wheel Seeks Grease
    • Call me Ahab
    • Sharp as a Marble
    • Third Power (Days of our Trailer)
    • Traction Control 
    • The Ten Ring (Denise and Bill)
    • 40 in all
  • Sessions
    • Legal
    • Activists
      • Its not the critic that counts
      • In their own words
      • They don't fear me they fear you--Chris Cox
      • You have the final say--Wayne LaPierre
  • Blogger activities
    • Happy hour with Bane
    • Todd Jarrett
    • Publisher of Soldier of Fortune
    • Eyeblast.TV
    • Talk until dawn
  • Celebrities
    • McCain
    • Mitt Romney
    • David Hardy
    • Ollie North
    • Ted Nugent
    • Cam Edwards
    • Glenn Beck
      • It comes down to Larry, Moe, Curly?
      • The Democrats sold their soul to Karl Marx.
      • We like lawyers, crooks and crack dealers better than Washington.
      • Before I pay over 10 for a gallon of gas I will drill through a polar bears head.  ----- I would feel bad but I would do it.
# Monday, May 19, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Monday, May 19, 2008 9:39:20 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I injured my leg at Boomershoot which was over three weeks ago. It didn't hurt that much at the time but it started swelling a few days later. While in Louisville I did a lot of standing and walking. And Thursday through Sunday nights I got four, three, four, and five hours of sleep. By Sunday afternoon my leg was swollen up tight as a balloon. I went back to the motel and laid on the floor with my feet on the bed to reduce the pressure.

Today I called the doctor shortly after my plane landed and made an appointment. She looked at it and sent me to get a Doppler study done. There are no clots and the blood flow from my groin to my ankle is just fine. They found a hematoma just below the knee which is the problem. I'm to elevate the leg more, apply heat and compression for a few days and see if that helps.

I'm pretty comfortable right now except I'm still short on sleep. Thanks to everybody for asking how I'm doing.

# Friday, May 16, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Friday, May 16, 2008 12:53:00 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Gun Rights | Home Life )

Trying to get the woman in your life interested in guns? Maybe this will get her attention. It's very pretty and shiny:

1193 Mounted stones, 90 Carats, Estimated Value: $360,950.

Wife Barbara doesn't wear jewelry so I can't imagine she would like all those stones but I think daughters Kim and Xenia would each like one (hint to their husband and boyfriend--you would get on my "good side" with a gift like this).

# Tuesday, May 13, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:37:32 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

I think she must have been swapped at birth with someone else's child.

Barb and I wouldn't have a child that received her lowest grade in math! We meet each other in algebra class and each took four years of math in high school followed by I can't remember how many math classes in college.

<heavy sigh>

I suppose we have to keep her now.

Update: This just in--a picture of Xenia and I are in this article about an Ohio dad jailed after daughter fails to get GED. We are the picture on the far right of the row of pictures.

# Saturday, April 19, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, April 19, 2008 6:57:21 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

After our second child, Kim, was born I figured that was enough. One boy, one girl. Isn't that enough? Barb wasn't convinced and ultimately convinced me another child was a good idea. "We're both smart", she said. "And we make enough money to raise and educate our children well. Think of it as our gift to the world." What can you say to something like that?

So Xenia is our gift to the world. A few days after Xenia was born I got a vasectomy and a number of years after that Barb had a hysterectomy. Xenia was our last gift of that type to the world.

The other day Xenia told Krystal (some random person Xenia knows) that our youngest child was our gift to the world.

Krystal: "What's the return policy?"

Kim: "You can't return clearance items."

Xenia: "It was a closeout sale on Mom's uterus. Everything must go."

By: Joe Huffman Saturday, April 19, 2008 11:51:06 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life )

Son James and I tried to go to Moscow, Idaho last night. It was snowing in the Seattle area and eastbound Snoqualmie pass was closed due to car accidents cause by slick roads. We looked at the pass reports and Stevens pass looked good. Assuming light traffic and good roads it's an hour longer but at least it wasn't closed and the road was bare. Maybe we could drive faster than the storm and make it to the pass before the storm did.

We took off and the traffic in the Seattle area was heavy and it became stop and go as we neared Monroe. By the time we got to within about 10 miles of Stevens pass the road had a couple inches of snow and was very, very slick. Stop and go traffic on a incline halted our progress and we had to turn around and come back into the Seattle area. We are going to try again today. The backyard of my bunker has snow on the ground this morning. Mid-April snow at less that 500 feet above sea level in the Seattle area? There can only be one explanation: Al Gore was right, it has to be Global Warming Climate Change.


Just north of Kirkland.


Just north of Woodinville.

Update: We made it home via Snoqualmie Pass without incident, arriving about 12:20 PM. The above post was written, but I was unable to post it, about 6:45 AM.

By: Joe Huffman Saturday, April 19, 2008 11:36:36 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Quote of the Day )

Drugs are bad. M'k?

James Huffman-Scott
April 18, 2008
[This was after I had a minor medical procedure, was not allowed to drive for 12 hours because of the drugs they gave me, and could not remember certain things later in the day. I thought I was feeling fairly well at the time. I can remember things that happened before the incident. I can remember things that happened just after the incident. But I cannot remember the event in question.--Joe]

# Saturday, April 12, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Saturday, April 12, 2008 4:14:00 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Home Life | Sex )

It's not prostitution. It's nuptial gifts.

We are just animals with a more developed brain. The low level wiring isn't all that much different.

Just like penguins and other primates, people trade sex for resources:

Female penguins mate with males who bring them pebbles to build egg nests. Hummingbirds mate to gain access to the most productive flowers guarded by larger males.

New research shows that even affluent college students who don't need resources will still attempt to trade sexual currency for provisions, said Daniel Kruger, research scientist at the University of Michigan School of Public Health.

The exchange of resources for sex---referred to by scientists as nuptial gifts---has occurred throughout history in many species, including humans, Kruger said. The male of the species offers protection and resources to the female and offspring in exchange for reproductive rights. For example, an arranged marriage can be considered a contract to trade resources.

However, the recent findings suggest that such behaviors are hard wired, and persist no matter how much wealth, resources or security that people obtain.

"It's remarkable to find these patterns in the students in the study," Kruger said. "We have seen many examples where people do this out of necessity, but we still see these tendencies in people who are already well provided for."

I think Barb said she wanted some chores done around the house. Would that be considered an exchange of services?

# Thursday, April 10, 2008
By: Joe Huffman Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:27:09 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00) ( Crap for brains | Gun Rights | Home Life )

Via John, Xenia's boyfriend in Iraq I received a link to this site. [Side note, it is John's birthday tomorrow and he is in Iraq away from his family and girlfriend working to keep us safe.]

It was like stepping through the looking glass into a fact free zone. Here are some examples:

The National Rifle Association in the United States of America has very few female members, but those that are members claim that guns empower them, protect them and give them more freedom in a country marked by the highest crime rate in the world.

"Very few"? I'll agree it's a minority but won't spend the effort on slapping them down other than to point out the NRA has had two women presidents, Sandra Froman and Marion Hammer and Tany Metaksa was the NRA's top lobbyist for a while.

Highest crime rate in the world? Not even close. Even England and Wales have higher crime rates than the US.

Actually much of the effort has been to keep guns and weapons that are considered "too dangerous" off the streets. Things like rocket launchers, grenades and other items usable by terrorists. Besides, who carries a grenade or an automatic sub-machinegun like a Mac 10 around for self-defense?

Shall we talk about handgun bans in Chicago, Washington D.C. (about to be thrown out), and San Francisco (thrown out)?

I have NEVER heard of any laws trying to prohibit shotguns, which is primarily a weapon for hunting deer, elk, bears.

Apparently they have never heard of NFA '34. And I've never heard of a shotgun being considered appropriate for elk.

Magazine clips that contain 10 bullets are more useful to people who carry automatic weapons (which are illegal in most states). You just hold down the trigger and the handgun keeps firing, a bit like a machine gun, which means the criminal in question has the ability to fire many rounds at a police officer quickly and easily, and is more likely to hit the target as a result. Thanks to the 10 bullet limit the person runs out of bullets a lot faster. Since that law has been in place officers in many American states have seen a dramatic drop in the death of police officers due to automatic weapons.

Ignoring the ignorance of saying "magazine clips"... The full auto versus semi-auto game has been played many times with the semi-auto shooter getting more bullets on target than the full-auto in nearly all circumstances. The last sentence is total fabrication. The DOJ study found no such benefits to the "Assault Weapon Ban".

The following is in regard the 10 round restriction for guns designed for full capacity magazines:

Those changes were only less reliable for people using automatic weapons. The new magazines were designed specifically to jam up frequently when used in an automatic gun.

Wow! This person is in total la-la land. There is no need to continue further until they start taking their Thorazine again.

Thanks John. Thanks for everything.