Guns can’t make your penis bigger or stop you from being a virgin
Badlieutenant @badlieutenantX
Tweeted on June 4, 2022
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!
I presume he is sharing this because he had to learn it from personal experience.
Via a tweet from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]
Just wondering if zir bought a gun hoping to make his penis bigger and was disappointed in the result.
I believe the man* speaks from some experience.
What he fails to appreciate is that “Don’t Kill Me.” punctuated by two slugs from a .38 enables both those conditions to potentially change in the future.
* 0007, I know I am being charitable and assuming the gender of the Badlieutenant, but that’s just my bad.
Sorry Bad, I own a gun for fun. And to kill shit that needs kill’in. Think whatever you want.
But probably not within 7-800 yards to be safe.
We know communism is moronic. But do you folks always have to be so annoying at the same time?
Now I understand what Yuri was talking about. Why they kill all you useful/less idiots first.