Quote of the day—Sïstēr Märy Bäphømēt @marybaphomet

With the state of his AVI, is there any wonder he’s defending his fellow gun fellating nutbars? The very epitome of tiny dick energy.

Tweeted on April 1, 2022

Tiny.

Dick.

Energy.

Gun fellating snowflake.

Tweeted on April 1, 2022

When they’re using semi-automatic weapons to compensate for their inadequacy, it’s relevant. How big is your gun collection? (Big gun = tiny penis) Tell me petal, do you drive a big truck too?

Tweeted on April 2, 2022

These trigger-happy, gun-humping, 2A flag-wavers are a sensitive bunch aren’t they?

Tweeted on April 4, 2022

Sïstēr Märy Bäphømēt @marybaphomet
[It’s not only another Markley’s Law Monday, it is another science denier!

People were having a perfectly reasonable and thoughtful conversation and this penis obsessed freak went off the deep end. If it didn’t happen all the time it would be really weird. As it is, it has become a law. Markley’s Law.

It is listed in the Urban Dictionary. I wonder how long it be before it is listed in the DSM.

Via tweets (and here) from In Chains @InChainsInJail.—Joe]

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6 thoughts on “Quote of the day—Sïstēr Märy Bäphømēt @marybaphomet

  1. The stated “gun” and “2A” implications are just window dressing. A red herring.

    The relevant fact is, a sizable number of Twitter users are obsessed, to the point of neurosis, with strangers’ genitalia, and they cover it and/or justify it by linking it — however tenuously — to a political cause.

    If not guns and 2A, the penis obsession would remain and need to be sated. They would just tie it to a different cause.

  2. I find it hilarious the way the anti-2A crowd see themselves. From “Mary’s” self-description and her general tone, she (?) obviously considers herself an outlaw, coming into the gun owners’ lives like Marlon Brando in that one biker movie while they shriek and run to hide behind a stack of Bibles. When in reality, she is a neurotic pussy, who far from breaking all the rules, feels the need to make new rules to feel safe from people who might kill her, or worse yet, tell her the truth about herself.

  3. she by any chance a russian? stalin was a novitiate russian orthodox priest, you know. now, do you suppose good old mary has her own personal gun, as she deserves to “be here” far more than you and i, given her obvious superiority.

    just like a.o.c. and her little gang of thugs.

  4. Just wow. These commie, pedo-groomers will say anything, won’t they?
    Lots-o-luck with reality their Mary. You’re going to need it.

  5. Just the sort of attitude one should expect from someone named Sïstēr Märy Bäphømēt.

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