Attributed to various sources and it may be the true author will never been known:
You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all of this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One, pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Olsteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ you sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with your new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled, unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. ALL parks will be renamed Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refugee shelter. We’re turning Hannity’s office into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables and free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.
It’s good to know the rules of the game as played by the enemy. The constitution is irrelevant.
That’ll be the day…
Yes, John Wayne quote.
“We’re going to give you every reason to shoot us all!”
Did I read that wrong?
That is one of, if not ‘the’ simple solution, isn’t it?
“all” and it doesn’t matter if it’s never determined who in particular wrote that horse$#!+.
And it keeps getting clearer that is probably what’s going to be necessary if we’re going to have some peace and quiet around here.
They forget to send the US military in high heels and pink tanks flying the rainbow flag to force us to surrender our weapons down to kitchen knives. Then kneel and swear allegiance before a giant effigy of Obama. Then be marched off to re-education camps, never to be heard from again. Or to invade the America Safe Space,( That will be the new America acronym, instead of USA it will be the ASS.), with our hate.
Okie-Dokie then. It’s comforting to know one’s future. I’m pretty sure the author isn’t going to like their new Chinese commissars very much either. So there is that.
Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens. I’m gettin’ about sick of your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work! I said throw down, boy.
This reads like a Dennis Leary rant. Without the talent. Or the humor. Or any entertainment value.
Bless their little hearts
“they little puddin’ heads,” a neighbor of mine used to say.
you gotta admit, the idiots do have active fantasy lives. and, maybe, just maybe, a little sense of whimsy, though i doubt it. it is amazing what arouses their ire. kinda funny, were they not more or less deadly serious, i am thinking, on balance.
That may arrive in about 60 days along with the third dump of “misplaced” mail in ballots.
Missing from the original quote, but visible between the lines is “first we will take away all your weapons so you are rendered defenseless victims”.
As a description of “what do they want to do that requires us to be disarmed” this rant is hard to beat.
This could be fake but the attitude re Fox and Chik-a-Filet is real. Nice to see a real time example of how well appeasement works. They chose poorly.