One thing that I really like about being around smart people is the clever phrases and names they come up with to describe things.
I came home from work the other day to find Barb had brought an old wood cabinet home. She took the knobs off and painted them. To avoid irregularities in the paint she strung them on a wooden skewer. She then suspended the ends of the skewers on two plastic containers while the paint dried.
She called it a “knob kabob”: