Caity: Do you remember the time we had to write the report on the electromagnetic pulse? A solar storm or something?
Joe: I remember the report on the possibility of North Korea setting off a nuke and creating an EMP.
Kelsey: I remember that! That was really depressing. It was like, “Time to go to Idaho and hide in a bunker.”
[Laughter from everyone and they all look at me.]
Joe: I don’t have a bunker in Idaho! I may have an explosives production facility in Idaho but I don’t have a bunker.
[laughter from everyone]
Joe: It’s all about offense, not defense.
I wonder what my disarmed victim employer would think if I were to open a “Boomershoot East”. They’d probably have a fit you could hear halfway across Texas.
You don’t need to tell them.
Let me know when you want to get started.
Remembering some famous quote about the folly of fixed defenses.