Because a gun symbolizes a part of the male anatomy (the bigger the better!) and firing a gun emulates an ejaculation. That’s why.
August 21, 2018
Comment to I Would Still Like To Know Why Gun Owners Love Their Guns.
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!
One has to wonder if that answer is because of peer reviewed research or direct personal knowledge. It has to be direct personal knowledge because all the survey results I have seen, which ask why people own guns, come up with “personal protection”, “recreation”, and “hunting” in the top places.
Via email from Weer’d Beard.—Joe]