Just argue that your AR is an undocumented gay wedding cake. They won’t be able to touch it.
Defiant Colonial Rebel
March 9, 2018
Comment to Illinois Bill Requiring 18-20-Year-Olds to Hand Over Certain Semi-Automatic Firearms Moves to Senate
[Via (indirectly) an email from Paul Koning.
They have a point.
It has also been suggested we would be more successful if we argued the NRA is our church and guns are a required part of our religion.—Joe]