He needs to change the chant. I just can’t be enthused anymore about, “Ice cold beer.” It should be “HOT. GREEN. TEA.”
September 16, 2017
[Yesterday was the 5th anniversary of our first date and, among other things, we celebrated by going on a white water rafting trip as part of a company morale event. The guide would give orders such as:
- Forward one [or two, three, or full]!
- Back one [or two, three, or full]!
There were others, but for the purposes of this story these are the important ones.
To help keep the participants in sync, depending upon the order, we were supposed to chant one of three things in time with our paddle strokes.
- NEED. BEER.
- ICE. COLD. BEER.
Here is a sample:
It got cold. Even though we were dressed warmly we all got chilled and she got cold:
Her suggestion for the change was quite appropriate.
There are more exciting stories from this event but this will have to do until we get the video from when I went swimming in Class IV rapids.—Joe]