Joe: Actually, I always thought it would be more fun to be a girl scout.
Caitlin: Because of the cookies? (She knows about my sweet tooth).
Joe: No. Because of the girls.
Today our building was evacuated for some unknown reason for a few minutes. Via text messages:
Josh: I got coffee, is the building still quarantined?
Joe: Only for you. The rest of us are at our desks.
Brett: Greg decontaminated your workstation. Land mines have been removed. You can come in now.