I received the following via email from Bruce L.:
A wild eyed 69 year old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia, waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber.
I want to know who’s been sleeping with my husband!”
A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo Hillary!”
Obviously, it’s fiction. Hillary doesn’t know that much about guns.
Change the story from Colt 1911 to syringe full of penicillin
Stop that. Snorting tequila out my nose burns.
Though the joke’s been around, adapting it to Hillary is a new twist.
Reminds me of a twisted version of “Hallelujah”:
I heard there were some emails stored,
On a server that the press ignored,
But you don’t really care for laws now, do ya?
Well, you sallied forth, you took the fifth,
Your minor crime was a major gift,
To voters who decided Hil’s a loser.
Hil’s a loser,
Hil’s a loser,
Hil’s a loser,
Hil’s a lo-o-o-oser.
Making it clear that you’re armed and suggesting a willingness to shoot someone probably isn’t the best incentive for someone to come forward.
If she waived an unholstered pistol, then she didn’t have it.
I copy and pasted it. Didn’t notice the typo. Fixed now.
Thanks.
Could probably change it to a 9mm Glock 17 with Trijicon Night Sights , 18 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and keep the punch line the same. 😉
Pedant: 17 rds in the mag. Sorry.
Not that I would ever mis-speak like that; three times in a row I referred to a friend’s snowblower as a lawn mower. Getting older sux.