A short gun story

I received the following via email from Bruce L.:

A wild eyed 69 year old woman  walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, District of Columbia, waving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber.

I want to know who’s been sleeping with my husband!”

A female voice from the back of the room called out, “You need more ammo Hillary!”

Obviously, it’s fiction. Hillary doesn’t know that much about guns.


8 thoughts on “A short gun story

  1. Though the joke’s been around, adapting it to Hillary is a new twist.

    Reminds me of a twisted version of “Hallelujah”:

    I heard there were some emails stored,
    On a server that the press ignored,
    But you don’t really care for laws now, do ya?
    Well, you sallied forth, you took the fifth,
    Your minor crime was a major gift,
    To voters who decided Hil’s a loser.
    Hil’s a loser,
    Hil’s a loser,
    Hil’s a loser,
    Hil’s a lo-o-o-oser.

  2. Making it clear that you’re armed and suggesting a willingness to shoot someone probably isn’t the best incentive for someone to come forward.

  3. Could probably change it to a 9mm Glock 17 with Trijicon Night Sights , 18 rounds in the magazine and one in the chamber, and keep the punch line the same. 😉

    • Pedant: 17 rds in the mag. Sorry.

      Not that I would ever mis-speak like that; three times in a row I referred to a friend’s snowblower as a lawn mower. Getting older sux.

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