Quote of the day—Nelson ⚒‏@NeLoNe79

@MilitiaJim @wallsofthecity @JClaireBurke You love need guns I get it, God didn’t bless you enough in the trousers.

Nelson ⚒‏@NeLoNe79
Tweeted on November 30, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]

5 thoughts on “Quote of the day—Nelson ⚒‏@NeLoNe79

  1. I love proper grammar and syntax. Does that say something insulting about the size of my nose, or some other body part?

    “You love need grammar I get it. Grammar lovers have teeny weeny uvulae, God didn’t bless you well in the throat.”

    I’ll go with that.

  2. i surely do like rifles & pistols, and being proficient with them.
    “this is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shootin’, and one is for fun.”
    proficiency in all things. proficiency with all tools, as it were.
    and, when the shooting starts, if it does, i sure hope that the people i go up against pull out their penises from their sheaths, when i pull out the rifle from its case.
    sort of the case of never bringing a penis to a rifle fight. laughing.

    i like that. never bring a penis to a rifle match.

  3. You love need guns I get it, God didn’t bless you enough in the trousers.

    Yea, sometimes I wish I were taller, and I probably *could* hit the leg press and treadmill more often. And I often lament that my pockets aren’t deeper.

    But that’s not what he’s talking about when he writes “enough in the trousers,” is it? 😉

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