Quote of the day—zippy_w_pinhead

Dear ammosexuals, not all gun owners have teensy, tiny peens- most of them are actually nice normal people with perfectly normal sized genitalia. The ones with the 1/10 scale bonzai boners are you clowns who can’t shut the fuck up about your penis extensions and insist on doing stupid things like parading around fast food establishments with the biggest long gun you can find strapped to your back as you scare the shit out of everyone around you in your nonstop quest to validate your childish concept of “freedumb”. If you weren’t such annoying assholes and a danger to the community thanks to your stupid stunts we wouldn’t have any reason to tease you about your miniature manhood. Millions of sportsmen, collectors and other gun enthusiasts manage to go through life without being pushy, obsessive jerks about guns- the day you idjits figure out how to do so too is the day we’ll quit teasing you about your itty bitty dangly bits.

zippy_w_pinhead
February 12, 2015
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10 thoughts on “Quote of the day—zippy_w_pinhead

  1. Looks like another false flag exercise, like the infamous club pretending to be for hunters, run by gun haters, a couple of years ago.

  2. Yeah, he totally sounds like someone who respects gun owners and merely expresses disdain at poor protest tactics and how off-putting it can be.

    Don’t worry “sportsmen, collectors and other gun enthusiasts” he doesn’t want to ban *your* guns.

    What’s telling is the poor salesmanship. Even when this guy is trying to go “oh I’m not against all gun owners” he has to indulge in terminology what would put off even the most strident anti-OC gun owner.

  3. I got a sentence in, then it turned into “Insulting Word Soup” then I tuned out. It’s the same thing we hear on a minute-by-minute basis.

  4. There’s so much wrong with this that it’s difficult to know where to start.

    Dear ammosexuals, not all gun owners have teensy, tiny peens- most of them are actually nice normal people with perfectly normal sized genitalia.

    How nice of you to validate us. I can only presume you speak from personal experience and on-site inspections. Good luck and have fun!

    Oh, and in re “ammosexuals”, nice try. But I never met anyone who enjoyed carnal relations with ammunition. If you do, by all means, tell us all about it — from a safe distance, if you please.

    The ones with the 1/10 scale bonzai boners are you clowns who can’t shut the fuck up about your penis extensions and insist on doing stupid things like parading around fast food establishments with the biggest long gun you can find strapped to your back as you scare the shit out of everyone around you in your nonstop quest to validate your childish concept of “freedumb”.

    1. “bonsai”, not “bonzai”. I believe you mean little trees, not Japanese war cries.

    2. Can you name ONE open-carrier who actually calls it his/her “penis extension”? If not, you’re just putting words in other people’s mouths — most unsanitary of you. (See above.)

    3. No, not “the biggest long gun we can find”. (Private ownership of M60s does exist in America. I haven’t seen one of those in a McDonald’s yet.) What you mean is “ordinary long guns that make me uncomfortable”.

    4. Does anyone actually say “freedumb”? In particular, do open carriers, who are consciously pushing the boundaries of public acceptance of their 2nd Amendment rights, ever use the term? I doubt it very, very much. And does it really make sense to put such made-up words in another’s mouth while accusing them of being childish?

    5. Do you have any idea how it makes you look, when you say (paraphrased) “I know how big your penis is, better than you do”?

    If you weren’t such annoying assholes and a danger to the community thanks to your stupid stunts we wouldn’t have any reason to tease you about your miniature manhood.

    A danger to the community? Really? How many people have been hurt by open-carriers lately? (The number is no doubt greater than zero. I’m willing to bet it’s also lower than the number of people hurt in anti-police rallies, in Ferguson and elsewhere.)

    As for “miniature manhood”, prove it. Go ahead. I’d like to see YOU walk up to an open carrier in a fast-food restaurant, with an AR-15 across his back, and ask to conduct a penis-size inspection. Good luck, and have fun.

    Millions of sportsmen, collectors and other gun enthusiasts manage to go through life without being pushy, obsessive jerks about guns- the day you idjits figure out how to do so too is the day we’ll quit teasing you about your itty bitty dangly bits.

    You seem to think that we care less about freedom than we do about being insulted by rude, ignorant loudmouths with bad spelling. We don’t.

    Keep on with the kindergarten insults, and we’ll keep on defending our freedoms (and yours). You have nothing to fear from us. And you’ve made it abundantly clear that we have nothing to fear from you — although we pretty much already knew that.

    • “How many people have been hurt by open-carriers lately? (The number is no doubt greater than zero. …”
      I wouldn’t bet on that. Remember that legal gun carriers are vastly more law abiding than just about any other social group you might name — that includes police officers and, I think, clergy. I’m quite confident that the number is statistically indistinguishable from zero, and it might be arithmetically exactly zero, at that.
      As I recall, the violent crime rate of CC permit holders is exactly zero in some states, and the number of CC holders is, I would expect, substantially higher than the number of people who open carry in populated places.

  5. There is a grain of truth in there, regarding the salesmanship aspect of being a pushy, obsessive jerk. Somehow though, nothing OWS or any other Progressive communist radical group does is ever considered too pushy, too aggressive, too obsessive or too jerk-ish.

    By what standard or principle should we ever accept advice is what is or is not appropriate behavior from Progressives? The Progressive movement continually relies on shock value to get noticed.

    Maybe they’re afraid we might become more effective once we realize what it takes to get a point across in this society. If ever there were a case in which the phrase, “Uh… Look who’s talking!” was called for, getting advice from Progressives on civility is it.

    Being an annoying asshole is Rule One in the Progressive play book, and anyway, what could be more annoying or asshole-ish than opposing human liberty.

    Progressives attack. We defend. Which is more obnoxious; attacking human rights or defending human rights?

    Yes, we should be reasonable and yes, we should avoid scaring people is possible, but we must be noticed and we will be noticed. Anyway; if the Progressives will stand down and walk away from their war against liberty, we won’t have any reason to fight them. See? Don’t be obnoxious assholes by attacking my rights, liberty and property, and I won’t have to shoot you. Pretty simple. Or as the saying goes; “Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin’.”

    The Progressive communist movement is nothing more than the schoolyard dunce/bully. He prods, pokes, insults, and he prods, pokes and insults, and he’ll never let up until he gets a reaction. When his victim has finally had enough and fights back in an explosion of righteous fury, the bully is now the loudest crybaby on the playground, the poor baby pointing his finger at his victim, (sob) “He hit meeeee!”

    THAT is zippy_w_pinhead.

    For sure and for certain, they’re not interested in giving us the advice we need for success. When they react like that, it’s only because they think we’re being effective for once.

  6. I’m sure that Zippy-the-Pinhead would be equally bent out of shape if the Open Carry demonstrators were to appear mainly with life size cardboard drawings of rifles and pistols. Remember the elementary students who were suspended from school for drawing or nibbling outlines of guns.

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