@wallsofthecity @tesstoro like the irrational fear that only subsides by carrying a penis extension, I mean binky, wooos I meant gun
The Lords Taint @UtopiasTaint
Tweeted on January 18, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Paging dr Freud.
i bet my penis extension shoots farther than his. something the lame brained son of a bitch should keep in mind.
He’ll call guns penis substitutes right up until something happens to him, or his family, friend or coworker because he didn’t take real dangers seriously, and he’ll insist it’s someone else’s fault for not manning up and dying so he doesn’t have to be concerned for their safety directly himself.
Putz