@goodgreg42 @andreajmarkley @wallsofthecity All I know is that gunowners have tiny cocks. That’s why they spend their life cowering in fear.
©Wonder Sammon™ @WonderSammon
Tweeted on January 16, 2015
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday! Via a Tweet from Linoge.—Joe]
Powerful the meme is in this one. Even if stipulated that size correlates to gun ownership, correlation does not equal causation.
I guess all those guys that endure the selection process and training to become SEALS, Delta, etc. – and choose that line of work as a career – they must be embarrassingly under-endowed?
I’m sure it’s been said.
I do not have a bantam rooster, but she is correct that I have strongly considered it on many occasions.
So while I am NOT a gun owner with a tiny cock, if one was offered to me, I sure would love it as a cute pet!
We had some Bantams when we were kids. Small but feisty little cocks.
So you used to have a tiny cock?
It got bigger.
Who’s cowering in fear of whom? I’m carrying a gun and you’re not.
It’s that old saw;
“Granny! You have so many guns, and some really big and powerful ones! And ALL that AMMO! Just WHAT are you AFRAID of?”
“Not a damned thing!”
“All I know is…”
Yes, Wonder Sammon, that’s right; that single falsehood is indeed, all you know.
Unless his parents were cruel enough to name him Wonder Sammon, he would seem to be the one cowering in fear.