Vampire season again

Last weekend Barb and I made our annual trip to Lowe’s for Boomershoot supplies. Here are 825 18” stakes in the back of my vehicle:

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As is usual I was prepared in case someone asked what I was going to do with all the stakes. The clerk did not disappoint me.

Clerk: What are you going to do with all the stakes?

Joe: Vampires.

Clerk: That makes as much sense as many of the other things people tell us.

5 thoughts on “Vampire season again

  1. What, some SJW didn’t decry your depriving an opressed group of their right to follow a lifestyle of their choice?

    • It is a home improvement store. The kind of place where the people actually try to improve things or at least paint it a horrible color. No SJW would be caught in a place like that.

  2. Next year you could try “Passover celebration supplies for the local gnome monastery” and see what sort of reaction you get.

  3. Next time, tell ’em “Cookout. Gonna serve ’em medium rare”.

    The cognitive dissonance should be visibly manifest.

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

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