It’s satire of course, but one could say it’s honesty in advertising on Seattle Craig’s list. A sample:
Rave for Washington Ceasefire, Gun Control and Gun Free Zones!!!
The story listed below could have been me or a fellow co-worker of mine.
I spent 5 years in prison for Rape, Child Molestation, and Possession of Stolen Property.
Since I’ve been out of prison, I’ve been making a living selling meth and stealing/selling stolen items here on Craigslist.
It seems that no one wants to hire a convicted felon these days. So I do what I do to make ends meat. At least I’m not a mooch on society and live off of unemployment/welfare.
Yes, I rape women and children but only when I smoke to much meth or if I have an itch to get my “willy” wet.
The last thing I want is some gun-nut shoving a gun in my face and blowing me. What gives these gun-nuts the right to do this?
What about my right to live? My rights to do as I please?…I’m an American too, I have rights as well!!
We need stronger gun control…..SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…I’m begging you, PLEASE join Washington Ceasefire today…
A saved version is here for when the original is taken down.