Quote of the day—Paul‏ @hairymodelwanaB

The only reason men want a gun in their pocket it because their penis doesn’t work, be a man not a weak excuse for one

Paul‏ @hairymodelwanaB
Tweeted on May 17, 2013
[It’s another Markley’s Law Monday!

And what does Paul think the reason a woman would want a gun in their pocket I wonder. Penis envy?

Occam’s Razor would suggest self-defense is the better answer.—Joe]

14 thoughts on “Quote of the day—Paul‏ @hairymodelwanaB

  1. This may be touching upon some new territory. Here we have someone who appeared to be obsessed with matters of sex (certainly nothing unusual there) who attempts to instruct us on being men, who believes he knows more about what it takes to be a real man. This is fascinating.

    Could someone get him to expound on his vision of The Real Man? That might prove to be very entertaining, and instructive.

  2. For me, that meme works both ways. Since he obviously is for gun control, he must secretly wish he had a vagina.

    • He should ask Rene Richards about that. No reason for him to go through life feeling deprived while he’s depraved.

      And if the pistol really is a fetished substitute for a penis, wouldn’t you expect penis substitutes as are sold in sex shops to resemble pistols more closely than they do (don’t)? I’ve seen pictures of dildos and vibrators that resemble rabbits (one is so named) and a fakir with a snake in a basket. If Markley’s law were anything but an attempted slander, wouldn’t there be more evidence in the sex trade than a single porn movie in the early 70’s that scared the bejeebers out of the viewers?

      • “And if the pistol really is a fetished substitute for a penis, wouldn’t you expect penis substitutes as are sold in sex shops to resemble pistols more closely…?

        Problem there is, unless I’m mistaken, dildos aren’t typically for men. You need something intended for men, to excite men sexually with a gun analog.

        The whole concept is ridiculous of course, so why bother? It’s a fabrication, coming from man-haters and general miscreants, i.e. Progressives. “Jews eat children” is of the same type– Just make shit up because you hate people, and think yourself clever for it. There’s no need to try making sense of insanity. The main thing is to recognise it when you see it.

        • Well, to the extent that pornographic movies are intended for a male audience I would expect to see something like what I alluded to, but otherwise you are correct.

  3. Definition of a real man is one able to defend his wife and children from a homicidal criminal. That’s me.

    The writer on the other hand will be a victim and will FAIL to protect the innocent around him. Basically, he is useless, and to continue the sexual dysfunction theme with a pun, he’s impotent.

  4. Lets be honest here folks, from Paul’s observation we can no doubt conclude that from a “manly” stand point he is NOT wielding a dangerous weapon.

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