Barb L. and I have arranged to spend some time on the beach next weekend.
After making the arrangements my thoughts soon went to what my profile on Match.com (where I meet Barb) said about the beach:
Long walks on the beach are nice–if we brought the explosives to see how big a crater we can make in the sand and how high the water will shoot up into the air.
In addition to the legal issues involved I left my chemistry set in Idaho.
Still… there are solutions to most of the issues and the temptation is great.