Dr. Joe’s cure for migraines

H/T to Barron for the email.

There is evidence that Dr. Joe’s Cure for everything works for migraines:

“There’s a [portion] of patients with migraines, about one-third, who experience relief from a migraine attack by sexual activity,” said study researcher Stefan Evers, a neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany.

The researchers aren’t sure why this happens, but hypothesize that the rush of endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers, during sex may numb the pain of migraines.

Previous confirmation of this were preliminary. These results were based on a larger sample than had previously been reported.

I recommend using Dr. Joe’s cure prophylactically instead of waiting for the onset of symptoms but more tests are needed. Please send me your videos so I can study the issue further.

4 thoughts on “Dr. Joe’s cure for migraines

  1. You’ve brought this up before with regard to regular headaches, and I pointed out that sex, for me at least, almost always makes a headache much worse. It’s the higher heart rate I figure. Then again of course a sample of one does not a reliable statistic make. It only means that the probability of a worsening is greater than zero.

    But then I have to wonder why you would care how much or what kind of sex other poeple are having. I like pickled herring once in a great while for example, and I don’t very much care who else does or doesn’t, etc.

    • I am of the opinion people are more relaxed and easy to get along with when they have frequent sex. Encouraging it and making it more acceptable helps make the world a better place.

  2. I’ve found that to work for migraine relief, too.
    Works on abdominal cramps, too.
    It’s up to you to convince yours that that isn’t just something you made up for your own selfish horndog purposes.

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