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B: I can’t keep my balance in them so you won’t ever find me wearing high heels.

Me: That’s fine with me. You are nearly 6′ 1″ in your bare feet. Why would I want you to wear high heels?

B: Okay. I’m just letting you know.

Me: Thanks. And I’m just letting you know you won’t ever find me wearing high heels either.


5 thoughts on “Overheard

  1. I have hard enough time getting everyday shoes in mens size 14. Can you imagine how difficult it would be for me to find high heels to match my purse?

  2. Joe, you work in Seattle. Not far from Capitol Hill. I’m SURE you could find some stylish pumps in size 14, with matching fishnets if you so desire, without any real problem.

    And no, I don’t have any specific shops in mind.

  3. I used to know a guy who had a shop that sold a real niche product. He sold women’s clothing to men who wanted to dress like women. I’m pretty sure he would have size 14 pumps and maybe some hose to go with them. 😉

  4. @Rolf & @ubu52, Thank you so much for your correction to my error. But at this time I think my money will be better spent on improving the farm and stocking up on lead, copper, brass, and nitrogen based compounds.

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