Phone salesman; “How soon do you need it? Right now, I suppose.”
Me; “Yeah, I have the thing apart, and the customer standing right here, waiting…
continued in my head…
… How much to get it here yesterday?”
Phone salesman; “All the money in the world, times infinity”
Me; “OK. Do you take installment payments?”
Made me think of this SNL skit.
Ain’t that always the way.