This is an actual conversation. It has been slightly modified to enhance comedic effect. Names have been withheld to protect the guilty.
Gal: So what was she wearing?
Guy: Uhh… Clothes?
Gal: Wrong answer!
Guy: I’m pretty sure I would have noticed if she wasn’t wearing clothes. That is one of the things I check for. So I don’t think I got that answer wrong.
Gal: You can do better. Women put a lot of effort into choosing just the right clothes. But I suppose it’s good to know that guys don’t pay any attention.
Guy: I probably shouldn’t say this but I’ve read that women dress to impress and show dominance over other women rather than to get the attention of men. If they were interested in getting the attention of men they wouldn’t bother with clothes.
Gal: You’re right. You shouldn’t have said that.
Update: I have a report on what she was wearing. From top to bottom:
- Light green scarf with images of Bugs Bunny on it.
- Gold earrings.
- Gold necklace that said “Go for it”.
- White knit sweater.
- White blouse.
- Gold bracelet.
- Blue jeans.
- White sport shoes with pink laces.
I suppose someone somewhere is happier now.