They don’t need us or their toys

Life isn’t fair. I reached this conclusion when I realized women get 24×7 access to breasts and can have multiple/continuous orgasms. Now there is coregasms:

Women may not need a guy, a vibrator, or any other direct sexual stimulation to have an orgasm, finds a new study on exercise-induced orgasms and sexual pleasure.

The findings add qualitative and quantitative data to a field that has been largely unstudied, according to researcher Debby Herbenick, co-director of the Center for Sexual Health Promotion at Indiana University. For instance, Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues first reported the phenomenon in 1953, saying that about 5 percent of women they had interviewed mentioned orgasm linked to physical exercise. However, they couldn’t know the actual prevalence because most of these women volunteered the information without being directly asked.

Since then, reports of so-called “coregasms,” named because of their seeming link to exercises for core abdominal muscles, have circulated in the media for years, according to the researchers.

Sometimes I think the only reason they keep us around is to provide them with food, shelter, and something to taunt.

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7 thoughts on “They don’t need us or their toys

  1. Spiders, yep, and change the oil and take out the trash and generally get dirty doing stuff she wants done, which goes back to the third of your services, something to taunt.

  2. At the gym? I’ve had orgasms at the GROCERY STORE!!

    Talk about inconvenient!

  3. @Skip, I’ve never had a wet dream–ever.

    @ubu52, I’m envious. Inconvenient? I suppose. But so is having to drive to the state capital to claim your lottery ticket winnings of $100 million.

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