Quote of the day—Ambulance Driver

Paramedics have a pretty high threshold for what constitutes an emergency. Generally, if you ain’t dying, we don’t think it needs an ambulance.
 
But for anything that makes your penis spout an arterial blood spray, I’d make an exception.

Ambulance Driver
February 8, 2012
Overheard On The Bolance
[Via Robb Allen.

For some reason I was able to read the complete post in a rather detached frame of mind. No crossed legs. No cringing.—Joe]