For some reason I find this funny even though I find it an offensive statement about gun ownership.
I suppose it might be because it appeals to my appreciation for understated and sick jokes (my collection is here).
For some reason I find this funny even though I find it an offensive statement about gun ownership.
I suppose it might be because it appeals to my appreciation for understated and sick jokes (my collection is here).
Was it supposed to imply that the ordered that the dead guy was supposed to have been “stabbed in the back” instead of “shot in the back”?
Et tu Brute?
I thought it was meant to imply the waiter thought they order the Chef’s salad so he delivered a salad made with the chef. But the Casear aspect has potential too.
Q: Do you know how do make a cat go “woof”?
A: Pour gasoline on it then throw a match.
Q: Do you know how do make a dog go “meow”?
A: Put in the freezer for a week then cut it with a bandsaw.
The way I heard them was;
Q: “How do you make a cat sound like a dog?”
A: Pour gasoline on it a light it – “Woof!”
and
Q: “How do you make a dog sound like a cat?”
A: “Put in the freezer for a week then cut it with a bandsaw – Yeeeooowwww!”
You know, Richard Daley is sort of a “Caesar” type–
I should probably stop right there. 🙂
Caesar = cease fire?
(WHAT??! CAN’T HEAR YOU!!)