Brady Center needs money

As Sebastian noted the Brady Center has been almost shrill in it’s requests for money. Since that post there have been even more requests. Here is the complete list so far:

  • 7:20 AM Dec 17th: Please consider a year-end, tax-deductible gift to the Brady Campaign’s sister organization, the Brady Center. Thanks!
  • 9:49 AM Dec 28th: Be charitable and donate to the Brady CENTER to save on taxes for this year!
  • 11:32 AM Dec 28th: Don’t forget to consider a tax-deductible year-end gift to the Brady Center! Now is the time.
  • 9:41 AM Dec 29th: December 31 is the end of tax year. Click here to give a tax deductible gift to help make America safer.
  • 1:16 PM Dec 29th: Build safer communities and keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of dangerous people. Make a tax-deductible gift today.
  • 8:03 AM (PST) Dec 30th: Help protect families and communities from gun violence. Click here to make a tax-deductible contribution today.
  • 11:02 AM (PST) Dec 30th: Want health care reform? End gun violence today. Make a tax-deductible gift today.
  • 2:31 PM (PST) Dec 30th: Ending gun violence begins with you. Click here to make a tax-deductible gift today.
  • 8:05 AM (PST) Dec 31st: Help Brady reduce gun violence & reduce the $100 Billion in Tax Dollars spent every year to treat gun victims. Give today.
  • 11:02 AM (PST) Dec 31st: We all pay for gun violence in lost lives and higher taxes. Click here to make a tax-deductible gift today.
  • 3:02 PM (PST) Dec 31st: It takes just two words to fight gun violence…Give today.
  • 8:02 AM (PST) Jan 1st: Once the trigger is pulled, it’s too late…Give today and protect tomorrow.
  • 11:01 AM (PST) Jan 1st: It takes more than words to fight gun violence. Give today.
  • 3:01 PM (PST) Jan 1st: Help us be the example to the world that we should be…Give today to end gun violence.
  • 8:01 AM (PST) Jan 2: With great freedom comes great responsibility…Give today to end gun violence.
  • 11:01 AM (PST Jan 2: Your support helps us be the centralized information source for news related to gun legislation. Give today.
  • 3:00 PM (PST) Jan 2: Donors are the most powerful force to stop gun violence. Give today.

In an effort get even more donations for them I present the following pleas for money for the Brady Campaign:

And if that doesn’t convince you of the righteousness of the Brady cause this should provide the final proof:

Of course what it convinced me of is that any money donated would end up buying this kid more drugs.

[H/T to Dave Workman for the videos.]

13 thoughts on “Brady Center needs money

  1. With spokesmen like that, I don’t know that we ever need to open our mouths.

    BTW, does anyone know if there is an award for the most BS statistics presented in the shortest amount of time? If so, I have a couple of nominations.

  2. I thought they were too and had written a paragraph along those lines before watching the second video.

    After quite a bit of thought on the topic I decided he was probably serious.

  3. They’re good parody. And what good parody wouldn’t be backed up by an equally sarcastic profile? I was a little bit disappointed that he didn’t actually pick his nose and eat boogers. But that would be too obvious, wouldn’t it?

  4. And to think, he gets to vote, as do all his constantly sniffling friends. No wonder the Obomanation was elected. After the restoration, perhaps there should be a rule about being smarter than a doorknob

  5. I’m pretty sure it’s parody. The “57 States” line gave him away. It was fun though.

  6. The NRA wants kids to bring S&W 500s to school. Those bastards! As good parody, I’m in with it. Forget my earlier comment. Look at the UK– they banned guns and murder there is now non existent. All gun owners should be immediately tried for murder, along with anyone who supports upholding the U.S. constitution. The Chinese Cultural Revolution was a good thing in that it saved so many innocent lives from gun violence. Go China!

  7. No. This is satire. If you manage to track down his comments he has made on other gun related videos it becomes obvious.

    It like the atheist who dresses up as a ninja and pretends to be a christian zealot. I think his username is soldieringodsarmy. Unless some religious bigot DMCA’d his account to oblivion.

  8. That poor kid looks stoned out of his gourd. What a tard.

    Kid’s don’t do drugs. Spend your money on something healthy, like guns, ammo and range time. 🙂

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