Everyone knows what Russian Roulette is. But have you heard the joke about French Roulette? Yes, there is a real game by this name but many decades ago it was also a joke involving Bridget Bardot.
The post from Tamara this morning reminded me of the joke. I have modified it by substituting a different person for Bardot and it becomes “Gun Blogger Roulette” instead of French Roulette.
Q: Do you know how to play Gun Blogger Roulette?
A: Six guys take showers and you give them each a towel when they get out–one of the towels has Roberta X. in it.
Yeah, I know. I’m risking a lot with that.
It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Please?
About as fun as one of the towels having Lorena Bobbitt in it.
Kris;
Obviously, you don’t know the lady in question.
M
Jealous much, Kris?
Kris,
There was a reason I mentioned Bridget Bardot. I’m not saying Roberta is in the same league as Bardot but, assuming she is okay with it, finding your towel contains Roberta is going to be a pleasant surprise.
Hubba-hubba! Either one would suit me just fine. Ummm-ummm-ummm! (sigh. . . )
I’m in. One in six chance of getting Roberta in a towel!
Woohoo!
She one of them cornfed heifer’s.
Roberta may not be a movie star, but have you seen Bardot lately? I’d take Bobbi any day over that dried up French has-been.
Not only does Roberta look better, but she has smarts and personality, which count for a lot in my book.