Crap for brains

Ry says, “facepalm“. There are other phrases that could be used to describe the act of giving your attacker the ammunition to shoot at you with:

  • Dummer than dirt.
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Not the coldest ice cube in the tray.
  • Not the greenest tree in the Forest.
  • A few bricks shy of a load.
  • Head whistles when the wind blows.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • Dumber than a box of hair.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
  • Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
  • Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  • He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney’s clogged.
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • No grain in the silo.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.

8 thoughts on “Crap for brains

  1. Man… there’s another one I can’t remember that’s pretty good. Something about having an edge on an item that doesn’t have edges… Honed like a something… Sharp maybe? Gah… It’s like it’s on the tip of my tongue!

  2. dumb as a box of rocks
    dumber than a bag of hammers (oh brother where art thou cracks me up)

    as much help as a broken finger (one of dad’s favorites)

  3. An IQ normally associated with microscopic pond life.
    The IQ of a fairly intelligent rock.

    Two I use quite a lot lately.

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