Crap for brains

Ry says, “facepalm“. There are other phrases that could be used to describe the act of giving your attacker the ammunition to shoot at you with:

  • Dummer than dirt.
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Not the coldest ice cube in the tray.
  • Not the greenest tree in the Forest.
  • A few bricks shy of a load.
  • Head whistles when the wind blows.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • Dumber than a box of hair.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
  • Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
  • Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  • He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney’s clogged.
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • No grain in the silo.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.

8 thoughts on “Crap for brains

  1. Man… there’s another one I can’t remember that’s pretty good. Something about having an edge on an item that doesn’t have edges… Honed like a something… Sharp maybe? Gah… It’s like it’s on the tip of my tongue!

  2. He may have both oars in the water,
    but they’re on the same side of the boat.


    Dumber that a box of hammers.


    You can’t fix stoopid.

  3. dumb as a box of rocks
    dumber than a bag of hammers (oh brother where art thou cracks me up)

    as much help as a broken finger (one of dad’s favorites)

  4. An IQ normally associated with microscopic pond life.
    The IQ of a fairly intelligent rock.

    Two I use quite a lot lately.

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