Make porn not war

I have to wonder if we started dropping these devices from airplanes by the millions into certain mid-Eastern countries if we couldn’t eradicate radical Islam within a generation:



One end of the canister-type devices sized to fit easily in one’s lap is made of soft ‘Haptic’ synthetic material akin to that used for nipples of baby bottles.

The faux-flesh wall is slotted to allow the insertion of a body part of a man’s choosing.

RealTouch devices connect to computers with USB cables and synchronise with adult movies streamed online so the inner workings replicate what a fellow might be feeling were he to be the man in the film.

‘You watch the action on a screen and a signal is sent to the box to simulate what is happening,’ Mr Drysdale said.


Rich men in some Islamic countries have many wives unbalancing the normal male/female ratio of approximately 50/50. Sex outside of marriage is forbidden. And women who defy (or are even suspected of defying) this are severally punished. Hence significant numbers of young men have no good sexual outlet. Their religion promises those that die in Jihad go to heaven with 72 virgins for eternity. This is a powerful motivator for many men of warrior age to seek battle. If we could significantly reduce or eliminate this motivation there would be less violent conflict with these radicals.

4 thoughts on “Make porn not war

  1. “If we could significantly reduce or eliminate this motivation their would be less violent conflict with these radicals.”

    Interesting theory. I guess we need a federal research grant and a sample population for testing.

  2. All I wanted was a bot to fetch the morning paper and snarl at the neighbors. Maybe bring me a beer now and then. Guarding the perimeter would be a nice bonus.

    They offer us a vacuum cleaner and a vagina. Guess they had to start somewhere.

  3. Your observations are all correct, but you didn’t add (or perhaps, know) that “opportunistic” homosexuality is rampant in those cultures. This produces one of the largest cognitive dissonances in those cultures – that the real homosexual is despised (“fag bashing” is not a crime, it’s an expected action), while a majority of the unmarried males have ongoing homosexual contact on a regular basis.

    Does this account for why they’re all batshit? Don’t know, but it has to contribute.

  4. I had heard rumors of a lot of homosexuality in those culture but good data is difficult to aquire because of the severe penalities for those activies.

    And to my way of thinking it doesn’t affect my conclusions any. We have the potential to severely disrupt their extremist culture by showing the benefits of a more tolerant culture to their youth.

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