I win!

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Robb claimed Someone is getting an early start on “Weirdest Search Term for 2009” (see also the followup posts Whale tits and Oh, like I wasn’t expecting THIS to happen)


This afternoon I submitted my entry (a search phrase one of my visitors used to find my blog) to him via email:





























































































Domain Name

 

verizon.net ? (Network)


IP Address

 

70.104.201.# (Verizon Internet Services)


ISP

 

Verizon Internet Services


Location

 



























Continent

 : 

North America


Country

 : 

United States   (Facts)


State

 : 

Virginia


City

 : 

Virginia Beach


Lat/Long

 : 

36.8267, -76.0179 (Map)


Distance

 : 

2,190 miles


Language

 

English (U.S.)
en-us


Operating System

 

Macintosh MacOSX


Browser

 

Safari 1.3
Mozilla/5.0 (iPod; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_1_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5F138 Safari/525.20


Javascript

 

version 1.5


Monitor

 











Resolution

 : 

320 x 396


Color Depth

 : 

32 bits


Time of Visit

 

Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Last Page View

 

Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Visit Length

 

0 seconds


Page Views

 

1


Referring URL

http://www.google.co…vagina&start=30&sa=N


Search Engine

google.com


Search Words

gorilla vagina


Visit Entry Page

 

http://blog.joehuffm…t,month,2008-01.aspx


Visit Exit Page

 

http://blog.joehuffm…t,month,2008-01.aspx


Out Click

 

 


Time Zone

 

UTC-8:00


Visitor’s Time

 

Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Visit Number

 

415,700


Robb’s response?



From: Robb Allen 
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2009 5:25 PM
To: Joe Huffman
Subject: Re: Someone is getting an early start on “Weirdest Search Term for 2009”


 


You win…


Yeah. I’m competitive like that. Just ask Barb.


Update: Also note that the perv was using an iPhone instead of something Windows based. I always sort of wonder about those type of people.

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5 thoughts on “I win!”

  1. It is a lot easier to google something in the bathroom on an iPhone than one some sort of Windows based error generator.

    I’m just sayin.

  2. “Gorilla vagina” is liberal-speak for a woman with large lips and a large mouth.

  3. This is from before I started using SiteMeter… but, you can find this in my AWStats. For some reason though most of the people who currently visit I don’t get search strings from SiteMeter.

    “indian little girl hairy armpit sex video scenes”

    I think this was someone going to douche of the day. I need to post to that more often too.

    Your turn again Joe.

    B

  5. Maybe someone who works at a zoo was looking for treatment options for a sick gorilla.

    Well, it could happen.

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