I win!

Robb claimed Someone is getting an early start on “Weirdest Search Term for 2009” (see also the followup posts Whale tits and Oh, like I wasn’t expecting THIS to happen)


This afternoon I submitted my entry (a search phrase one of my visitors used to find my blog) to him via email:





























































































Domain Name


 


verizon.net ? (Network)


IP Address


 


70.104.201.# (Verizon Internet Services)


ISP


 


Verizon Internet Services


Location


 





























Continent


 : 


North America


Country


 : 


United States   (Facts)


State


 : 


Virginia


City


 : 


Virginia Beach


Lat/Long


 : 


36.8267, -76.0179 (Map)


Distance


 : 


2,190 miles


Language


 


English (U.S.)
en-us


Operating System


 


Macintosh MacOSX


Browser


 


Safari 1.3
Mozilla/5.0 (iPod; U; CPU iPhone OS 2_1_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Mobile/5F138 Safari/525.20


Javascript


 


version 1.5


Monitor


 













Resolution


 : 


320 x 396


Color Depth


 : 


32 bits


Time of Visit


 


Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Last Page View


 


Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Visit Length


 


0 seconds


Page Views


 


1


Referring URL


http://www.google.co…vagina&start=30&sa=N


Search Engine


google.com


Search Words


gorilla vagina


Visit Entry Page


 


http://blog.joehuffm…t,month,2008-01.aspx


Visit Exit Page


 


http://blog.joehuffm…t,month,2008-01.aspx


Out Click


 


 


Time Zone


 


UTC-8:00


Visitor’s Time


 


Jan 7 2009 4:03:08 pm


Visit Number


 


415,700


Robb’s response?



From: Robb Allen 
Sent: Wednesday, January 07, 2009 5:25 PM
To: Joe Huffman
Subject: Re: Someone is getting an early start on “Weirdest Search Term for 2009”


 


You win…


Yeah. I’m competitive like that. Just ask Barb.


Update: Also note that the perv was using an iPhone instead of something Windows based. I always sort of wonder about those type of people.

5 thoughts on “I win!

  1. It is a lot easier to google something in the bathroom on an iPhone than one some sort of Windows based error generator.

    I’m just sayin.

  2. “Gorilla vagina” is liberal-speak for a woman with large lips and a large mouth.

  3. This is from before I started using SiteMeter… but, you can find this in my AWStats. For some reason though most of the people who currently visit I don’t get search strings from SiteMeter.

    “indian little girl hairy armpit sex video scenes”

    I think this was someone going to douche of the day. I need to post to that more often too.

    Your turn again Joe.

    B

  4. Maybe someone who works at a zoo was looking for treatment options for a sick gorilla.

    Well, it could happen.

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