New Leftspeak Entries

We now have a comprehensive explanation of the use of “Fascist” in Leftspeak, and we can’t forget “Selfishness”.

I know I’m missing a lot of commonly mangled terms, but I’ll add more as I think of them.  Ah yes– “Hate”!  I’ll have to get “Hate” in there soon.

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2 thoughts on “New Leftspeak Entries

  1. I like the disclaimer Lyle. One more warning may be needed: Caution, liberalism is a mental disorder.

  2. You mean the Leftspeak “Liberalism” or the English “Liberalism”? You have to qualify because they have opposite meanings.

    Hell, I could fill a whole hard drive with this crap (OK, an ’80s hard drive) but I had to stop somewhere. For one thing, the disclaimers are a distraction from the actual subject post, and so I’ve interupted my own message. Fear the weather. Fear the air you breathe. Fear the water you drink. Fear your food. Fear your automobile. Fear your house wiring. Who’s that outside? Don’t look outside! Fear your computer. Call 911. Put your head in the sand. Call 1-800-Ihaveaheadache because you might have a brain tumor. Fear the contrails in the sky. You’re a victim. Call for help. No user-serviceable parts inside. Danger. Don’t forget to tie your shoes. Brush your teeth twice a day. Seek legal advice. Our comments are not meant to replace advice from your stock broker. Results may vary. Shipping and handling not included. Characters and situations are fictional only, and are not meant to represent any real person or situation. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Save the dying polar bears– plant a tree. User assumes all risks. Place on ground, light fuse, get away. Do not hold in hand. Fire hazard. For children aged 35 and older. Watch your step. Remain seated until the plane comes to a complete stop. No farting. Fasten your seatbelt. Litter and it will hurt. Call the department of health and human services for more information. 79% fat free! (everything else, however, must be paid for).


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