I think this has been around sometime earlier but I still laughed when a co-worker send me a link today. It could just be the Alzheimer’s has shortened my memory enough to make it funny again:
The View From North Central Idaho
Ramblings on explosives, guns, politics, and sex by a redneck Idaho farm boy who became a software engineer living near Seattle.
Actually, there seem to be a fair number of people suffering from a distinct shortage of this mineral in their systems. This can be rectified by a high velocity injection of same.