My wife asked me to make an appointment to get her car in for an oil change. I replied;
You have an appointment for your car first thing Monday morning. I can bring it in, or you can, as you wish.
Hmm—now there’s a “Change” for which we can “Hope”. Call the Obama campaign headquarters. Better yet, call Jiffy Lube headquarters and tell them you have a great new ad slogan:
We “Hope” we can “Change”…your oil.
– or –
Do you “Hope” for a “Change”? Well, get over to Jiffy Lube today!! We can do “An Oil Change You Can Believe In”.
I think they should do it and try to get sued by the Obama campaign. It would make them extremely famous and get them another million customers overnight.
I should have added;
“Don’t just “Hope” your car is OK– “Change” your oil at (pick a company) today.”