At dinner with Phil and his wife last night we talked about religion some and for a short while Baptists in specific. Hence this isn’t entirely random:
A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips.”
The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I didn’t know there was a choice.”
This is for their dog Elsie:
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy Rottweiler.