At dinner with Phil and his wife last night we talked about religion some and for a short while Baptists in specific. Hence this isn’t entirely random:
A man was seated next to a stiff-looking Baptist minister on a flight to Wichita. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The man asked for a whiskey and soda, which he got.
The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore than let liquor touch these lips.”
The man then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “I didn’t know there was a choice.”
This is for their dog Elsie:
Q: What has four legs and an arm?
A: A happy Rottweiler.
Oh, so it’s Baptists jokes eh? (I was raised baptist, but I’ve gotten better)
How many Baptists should you take fishing?
Two – If you only take one, he’ll drink all your beer.
Mormons do not recognize Jesus as the embodiment of God. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
I’m here all week. Try the salmon!
OOH OOH I got one!!
Why don’t baptists Fc#k Standing up?
They’re afraid it might lead to dancing.
Ba – da – bing!
🙂