I don’t know why anyone would want to live in Idaho

There’s nothing but red-necked, knuckle-dragging, Neanderthals living in Idaho. Those cretins marry their cousins, they let kids play with guns, the women are ugly, and they even play with explosives. People from places like California, Florida, and Chicago who visit should just spend their tourist dollars quickly and go home before they get shot or something. I just got back from vacation and have the photographic evidence:

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Phones like this are still in active use (my parents ring is three shorts). I had to explain to the tourists how to use this one at the Powell Ranger Station.

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The plants are damaged. It’s probably from all the gunfire and exposives nearby.

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Children with assault weapons!

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More guns and kids!

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Me, the Cease Fear Instructor–Gays and Queers take note.

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I think this is supposed to be the state flower or something.

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Just over the border into Montanna near Lolo Hot Springs

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Caleb on the rocks above Lolo Hot Springs.

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Caleb and Kim above Lolo Hot Springs.

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Daughter Kimberly Joe at Johnsons Bar on the Selway river. This is what you get when cousins (Barb and I) have kids.

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Johnsons Bar on the Selway River. White water is dangerous you know.

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Caleb and Kim. Can you tell they are going to be married soon?

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Nancy says the scar on her nose doesn’t show nearly as much as it used to. She probably got it while in a fight with her sister Barbara over who was going to marry their cousin Joe.

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Tourists from Chicago and Florida spending money.

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The guide took their money and led them off into the woods. I haven’t seen or heard from the tourists since.

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Another example of when cousins have kids. Daughter Xenia whose expression says, “Don’t bug me when I’m taking pictures.”