There is this rumor going around that Bill Clinton will replace Steve Ballmer at Microsoft.

Unless the culture has drastically changed at Microsoft in the last few years I just can’t see the people at Microsoft even giving someone like Bill a job as an intern.  Although it does bring up some rather interesting images–imagine Bill being the intern to the president of the Microsoft Gun Club.  The MSGC president, being fond of “assault rifles” and also being the creative type, explores some alternatives to cigars for intern Bill to earn his keep.  Bill might wish he had banned the iron front sight as well as the flash suppressor and bayonet lug.