Top Ten Reasons Why Homework is Better Than Sex

[For my kids in school.]

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don’t have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don’t finish a chapter, you won’t gain a reputation as a “book teaser”.
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don’t get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don’t have to put your beer down to do it.

and the number one reason is …..

1. If you aren’t sure what you’re doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

1 thought on “Top Ten Reasons Why Homework is Better Than Sex

  1. LOL Reminds me of Ten Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman:

    Ten Reasons Why a Handgun Is Better Than a Woman
    In reverse order, they are:
    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
    9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you’re
    on the road.
    8. If you admire a friend’s handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.
    7. Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you’re out of ammo.
    5. A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
    3. A handgun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
    2. A handgun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
    1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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