One of the feature of my blog software is the ability to track the number of click throughs on the links in my posts. The link to Xenia’s Live Journal post about lesbian porn was very popular. It was was over eight times as popular as a typical link. And the link to the lyrics of Penis Envy was over twice as popular as the typical link.
And all this time I thought it was guns and explosives that were what you guys had on your mind when you came here. I should have known better. The Gun Guy and Random Nuclear Strikes are gun bloggers and have far, far more popular sites than my blog. Now I can’t attribute it to just the better writing and having been around longer. They have their (near) weekly display of female flesh too.
I’m tempted to make one post a day with some moderately high, but probably still work-safe, sexual content. However I’d need to be careful not to betray the confidences of certain people that have confided in me. Something like these quotes:
Concerning coeds: If all those sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
Whoever named it ‘necking’ was a poor judge of anatomy.
I believe that sex . . . is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, wonderful things that money can buy.
Or perhaps as daring as these:
Q: Do aggressive women like “sensitive new age guys?”
Lydia: Yes. For breakfast, with sliced strawberries and chopped pecans on top.
December 4, 1997
In the email forum for Society for Human Sexuality
Which was followed by:
And now I’m *hungry*…
Docs are largely unprepared for people like us. New ones generally ask me what I’m doing for birth control. So I tell them: My girlfriend doesn’t come inside me, my boyfriend shoots blanks, and I don’t have a uterus. Next question???
From the Highteq email list
Saturday is my 51st birthday. I’m going to the club and going to have sex with 25 guys, twice, then have sex with my husband for number 51.
XXXX at YYYY
Any thoughts on the idea of a new topic?