If I were mad enough at someone to kill them I wouldn’t use a gun.  They might wink out on me before I wanted them to.  I would want them to know who it was and I would want them to feel the pain.

Eric Engstrom
[Probably said sometime in ’96 or ’97.  I responded by saying “I wouldn’t use a gun either.  I’d use a propane torch and a wire brush.” — Joe]