Kerry has 10,000+ lawyers ready to contest the election

Absolutely amazing.  Here’s the story.

Sen. John Kerry, bracing for a potential fight over election results, will not hesitate to declare victory Nov. 2 and defend it, advisers say.

Six so-called “SWAT teams” of lawyers and political operatives will be situated around the country with fueled-up jets awaiting Kerry’s orders to speed to a battleground state. The teams have been told to be ready to fly on the evening of the election to begin mounting legal and political fights. Every battleground state will have a SWAT team within an hour of its borders.

The Kerry campaign has recount office space in every battleground state, with plans so detailed they include the number of staplers and coffee machines needed to mount legal challenges.

“Right now, we have 10,000 lawyers out in the battleground states on Election Day, and that number is growing by the day,” said Michael Whouley, a Kerry confidant who is running election operations at the Democratic National Committee.

While the lawyers litigate, political operatives will try to shape public perception. Their goal would be to persuade voters that Kerry has the best claim to the presidency and that Republicans are trying to steal it.

Democrats are already laying the public relations groundwork by pointing to every possible voting irregularity before the Nov. 2 election and accusing Republicans of wrongdoing.

I’m compelled to tell a couple lawyer jokes.

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2+2?”
The housewife replies: “Four!”.
The accountant says: “I think it’s either 3 or 4.  Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.”
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, “How much do you want it to be?”

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A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.

The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: “In Russia, we have the best vodka of the world, nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away…” Saying that, he open the window and throw the rest of the bottle thru it. All the others are quite impressed.

The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to smoke it saying: “In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas, nowhere in the world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we can just throw them away…”. Saying that, he throws the pack of havanas thru the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed.

At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it…

Dave Barry can’t attend Boomershoot 2005

I just got a call from Stephanie, who does the publicity for Boomershoot.  She received a postcard from Dave Barry declining the invite to Boomershoot 2005.  He has a fundraiser he is attending that weekend but would like to be invited to Boomershoot 2006.

She did have news that someone else of very high status will probably attend.  Details will have to wait until things are confirmed.

Kerry picks up another critical endorsement

Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat has endorsed Kerry

“The president [Arafat] is frustrated with Bush’s policies,” he said. “The president [Arafat] thinks Kerry will be much better for the Palestinian cause and for the establishment of a Palestinian state.”

“Arafat is waiting for November in the hope George Bush will lose the election to John Kerry,” Ze’evi told Army Radio in July. “He also hopes that the Israeli government will fall, so he can take center stage diplomatically.”

Grumble, grumble — more time spent jousting with windmills

I came across this “debate“ and felt compelled to respond.  My response follows:

It would help the debate if the debaters did some basic fact checking. For example: “… if someone were to attend a gun show, he/she could buy a weapon at the seller’s discretion…” This is false. All the laws and regulations that apply at a retail store apply at a gun store. A licensed dealer must always do a background check when selling a gun from their stock. The gun show controversy is a myth created by anti-freedom advocates. See http://www.boomershoot.org/general/Myths.htm#Loophole for more details. “Assault rifles” have been severely restricted since 1934 and continue to be severely restricted.

“Assault weapons” is another manufactured myth by the anti-freedom advocates deliberately intending to deceive the public. They admit their intent take advantage of the confusion in the minds of the public over this issue. See http://www.vpc.org/studies/awaconc.htm where they says: “Assault weapons—just like armor-piercing bullets, machine guns, and plastic firearms—are a new topic. The weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons—anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun—can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons.”

Another example of lack of fact checking is when Mr. Sexton says of “assault weapons”, “These firearms are solely used for the purpose of attacking other human beings…” If this were true then one would have to conclude the 100,000+ of rounds I have fired through firearms covered by the expired “assault weapon” ban, none of which were involved in an attack on a human, must be considered a failure of my firearms.

Both Mr. Sexton and Ms. Taylor think background checks are a good idea before “allowing” people to exercise a fundamental right. I’m constantly baffled this line of thinking. If there are people freely roaming in society that cannot be trusted with a firearm can these same people be trusted with a can of gasoline and a book of matches? The largest mass murders committed by an individual were committed with gasoline and matches–demonstrating that combination is more deadly than firearms. Whatever restrictions you put on firearms are also sensible to put on gasoline and matches.

I could go on for pages on all the errors in fact and logic found in this debate but the above should be sufficient to encourage a bit more research before putting words to print.

That took almost an hour.  An hour I should have spent updating the Lewiston Pistol Club website.

Las Vegas was interesting as well as fun

On our first day we went looking for an internet connection.  There was supposed to be a free wireless connection at the Krispy Kreme store just down the street from the Four Queens where we stayed the first night.  I connected to their wireless router and got an IP address but couldn’t get past their router.  I asked the woman behind the counter if she knew anything about the wireless service and she didn’t have a clue.  The local Starbucks was supposed to have a connection.  Not even an signal could be found there.  I asked if there was another place that might have a connection.  Again, not a clue.

I called a local “Internet Cafe“ that was supposed to be open 24 hours a day and not too far away.  They answered, “Goodfellows“.  Long pause on my part.  Then I said I was looking for the internet cafe.  He said, “Oh, we can do that too.“  We walked a fair distance to find them and the street life got worse and worse.  I saw a guy smoking something in a very small pipe inside his vehicle just before we got to the place.  Here is a picture of what we found at that address:

We went in and asked about an internet connection.  He said we would unplug his connection and I could plug my computer in to his cable.  $6.00/hour.  I stayed connected for 45 minutes or so, we paid our $6.00 and left.  We didn’t go back.

We went to a show one night.  Lots of dancing topless women that were rather interesting, an incredible juggler, and some really good male dancers that did some acrobatic type stuff that was impressive.  The Startrek experience was much better than I expected.  The wax museum was a bit of a disappointment.

We went for walk in Red Rock Canyon about 20 miles west of Las Vegas.  That was nice.

Our high school classmate, Karleen, agreed to meet us for breakfast the last day we were there but then had to cancel at the last minute.

See the pictures here.

More info on bullet serial number scheme

The San Diego Tribune has more details.  The highlights I am interested in follow:

“Most of the guns used in crime – 80 percent – are handguns,” said Randy Rossi, director of the firearms division at the state Department of Justice. “We want to see how well this works and give it a sunset. If it doesn’t work, abandon it. But there is no reason in the world to believe it won’t work.”

The plan would require putting serial numbers on all handgun ammunition possessed in public, sold or imported into the state. To accommodate law-abiding sport shooters and those who reload their own cartridges, anyone on their way to or from a shooting range or hunting trip would be exempt. It’s unclear how this provision would work, with supporters acknowledging that details on many aspects of the system need to be worked out.

This would require it be legal to have unmarked ammo in your home.  I love the part about “details… need to be worked out.“  Sort of like, “And then angels flew out of my ass and saved the day.“  These people live in a fantasy world.  They don’t seem to understand that security is like a chain and when the weakest link breaks you have complete failure.

The microstamping system under study was developed by a Washington state company, Ravensforge. The company engraves shell casings and bullets with a matching serial number. All of the cartridges in a box packaged for retail sale would have the same serial number, which could be scanned and linked to a purchaser’s driver license number, Rossi said.

This would help the serial number management problem some.  Instead of a billion numbers it would probably be 50 million or so.

The state’s more than 1,600 licensed firearms dealers already have the electronic equipment to record the information – scanning the code on the ammunition box and electronically swiping the driver license – in the same way they collect required personal information for gun transactions.

Rossi initially was skeptical that a bullet’s number would be legible after it was fired.

A test of 200 rounds fired from close range into walls, car doors, bulletproof vests, rubber matting and a gel designed to simulate a human target convinced him the technology is sound.

Of 181 slugs recovered – including soft lead bullets that largely flattened out – the tiny code could be read on 180 of them with a simple electronic magnifying scope.

“We tried to prove this doesn’t work,” he said. “To have it work virtually every time, I was very surprised.”

Lockyer seized on the system as an alternative to ballistics fingerprinting, which relies on unique, microscopic imperfections in shell casings and slugs. The attorney general angered gun-control advocates last year when his office concluded that ballistics imaging required a massive database and would prove ineffective unless launched as part of national system.

By tracking ammunition, which Rossi said has a relatively short shelf life, the state could develop a much broader database than an alternative that applies only to new handguns.

Hmmm… in practice ammo may not sit on the shelf for very long but if stored in a cool dry place it can easily last for 50 to 100 years.  I suspect Rossi was just making things up as he went along on this particular point.

The attorney general’s aides concede the microstamping proposal faces daunting political and financial obstacles. Manufacturers, gun-control and gun-rights activists – none of whom were involved in the initial study – are raising questions.

Gary Mehalik of the National Shooting Sports Foundation, a trade association for manufacturers of ammunition and firearms, said the caliber of guns used in any test could have been a critical factor in the results.

The state tested 9 millimeter, .38, .40 and .45 caliber handguns. No .22 caliber weapons were used and microstamping has not yet been applied to .22 caliber ammunition, the most common used by sport shooters.

Rossi and Paul Curry, a lobbyist for Ravensforge, said the serial numbers could be applied for a penny or less per cartridge. But Mehalik predicted it would be expensive to add a manufacturing process that matches casings and bullets, and then packages them in a box with the same code number.

“We’d have to analyze the costs, but I can tell you that it would create a logistical nightmare inside the current production systems,” Mehalik said.

It’s been a while (35+ years) but I have receive a tour through an ammo manufacturing plant but from what I remember Mehalik is right on with this point.

A leading gun-rights group dismissed the proposal as an ill-conceived, high-tech version of gun registration.

“The technology is certainly there, but all of the technology can be defeated by anyone who wants to defeat it,” said Sam Paredes of the 30,000-member Gun Owners of California.

Many gun owners make their own ammunition and reuse lead and shell casings, Paredes said.

“Gang members in South Central or East Los Angeles, they’re going to know this ammunition is tainted,” Paredes said. “So they’re going to pay somebody a little bit of money to load some ammunition for them and they’re clean.”

But they won’t be legal if caught with unmarked ammo in public, Rossi said.

And almost for certain they won’t be legal if they are caught with a gun in public either.  Carrying a loaded gun in public is already illegal in CA except for the politically connected and certain celebrities.  And if they have a felony conviction they are illegally in possession as well.  So how would this help?  It’s just one more way to demonize and increase the expense for people exercising their inalienable rights.  In that regard it will probably succeed.

D.C. visit was brutal

My plane left Pasco at 6:10 AM. which meant I had to get up about 4:30.  I’m not a morning person.  We arrived about 16:00 and arrive onsite to set up about 17:00. I set up my demo, we eat dinner, and check in to our hotel.  I crashed.   The demo is at 7:30 — east coast time.  I have to get up at 5:45 (EAST COAST TIME) to shower, check out, eat breakfast and get to the office by 7:15.  We do the demo, which goes well, get a briefing on other stuff they are involved in, eat lunch, then get on the plane and fly back to Pasco arriving about 19:00.

Grumble…. I’m still trying to catch up on my sleep and get my system in synch with “normal”.

Naive gun control

The California Attorney General is either incredibly naive or incredibly draconian in his thinking (complete article follows).

California Attorney General Bill Lockyer has called for a new law requiring bullets sold in the state to carry an identifying code.

The tiny serial numbers, which are almost invisible to the naked eye, would be inscribed on both bullets and casings with a laser. The codes would enable police to trace bullets used in a crime back to the buyer.

Speaking at a conference on gun crime in Los Angeles, Lockyer said the proposed law would be “a good tool to fight gangs and other criminal activity.”

Although no U.S. state currently requires identification numbers on ammunition, the proposed branding technique is similar to that used to identify auto and aircraft parts. The process would add about one cent to the cost of each bullet.

Gun rights advocates have already registered their opposition to the proposed law, and it is considered likely that the issue will spark a major debate over gun control in California.

Those opposed to the law say it would require a costly bureaucracy to administer, yet it would be an easy task for criminals to bring in ammunition from out of state.

The problems are many — apart from the ones mentioned in the article.

  1. There would spring up a black market in hand loaded ammunition.  Bullet, powder, primers, and shell casings are available as individual components and even if they were required to have serial numbers on them the serial numbers could be defaced before assembly.
  2. Shell casings can be reused many times before failure.  People could collect them from the local range, make their own bullets from melted down wheel weights (without a serial number), assemble the cartridges and the person who purchased the original shell casing would be blamed when his shell casing was used in a crime.
  3. Collectively the private citizens of the U.S. go through billions of rounds per year.  Assuming CA consumes 1/10 of the total you still have something approaching a billion serial numbers to track each year.  No small task.
  4. Stealing ammo is easier than stealing guns.  It’s smaller and a missing box or even a few rounds from a box is much less likely to be noticed than a missing gun.
  5. If the numbers are nearly invisible to the naked eye then someone could swap out a few rounds from a different box either in the store or at the range when the owner wasn’t watching and the wrong user would get blamed.

I’m sure there are lots of other things wrong with this idea, but you get the point.  It’s far too easy to get around.  Just like gun serial numbers and registration of them (crimes solved via gun registration lists are almost non-existent) only worse.

[Update]: CCRKBA has issued a press release on this hare-brained scheme.

Fun reading

I guess I really hadn’t thought about it being that universal, but it came as a surprise to me when I ran across articles that can be described as the Russian version of the National Enquirer.

Soviet Army fought UFOs: http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/378/11873_UFO.html
Time Can be Turned Back: http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/379/12190_experiment.html
Sex stimulates intellect: http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/12381_sex.html
Unknown fire and jelly-like creatures live in Earth’s atmosphere: http://www.pravda.us/science/19/94/378/14359_creatures.html
Ritual of castration eventually led to Christianity: http://funreports.com/2004/10/05/56436.html

I’m off to D.C.

Tuesday I make a quicky trip to D.C. to demostrate the project I have been working on for the last few months.   Sort of a weird demo.  I demostrate a computer vulnerablity that has for the most part never been exploited.  This is so we can “scare them” into giving us money to develop the countermeasures to it.  [Deleted on May 18, 2005 in an attempt to please PNNL management] I leave early Tuesday morning (way, way too early for me), have a one hour meeting on Wednesday morning, then arrive back in Richland that evening.

Steptoe Butte

Yesterday afternoon Barb and I went to Steptoe Butte hoping to go on a hike.  Unfortunately we couldn’t find a trail that we could hike on.  We enjoyed the view and took a few pictures.  The one thing that I thought was very interesting was that “Steptoe” is a term used to describe a particular geological formation.  But it was Steptoe Butte, here on the Palouse, that was the inspiration for that term and it is used worldwide now.

I made a phone call and got someone arrested

Monday evening a friend of Xenia’s sent me a couple chat sessions she had with a 14 year-old boy in Tennessee with a somewhat cryptic message:

If you need information I will give it to you.

It seemed very odd. It’s extremely rare that I get email from her and in general she seems to be afraid of me. I started reading the chat session and realized this was something very important. I called my daughter to see what she knew about the situation and after chatting with her a little while called her friend’s father. Basically he knew all about the situation but didn’t quite know how to execute on the appropriate plan of action. I asked if he wanted to me to handle it and he said that would be fine.

I composed the following email (with names and other identifying information removed) that night.

The following message and attachment was sent to me by XXX XXX who is a friend of my 16 year-old daughter. The attachment contains two instant message sessions between XXX and 14 year-old YYY YYYY in —, TN.

XXX is also about 16 years old. She lives with her father, AAA, in Moscow Idaho. Her phone number is: 111-111-1111

Some of the more interesting bits of information in the attachment are the following messages from YYY:

Mm, and school has been taxing, what with the tauntings and whatnot of my peers. Ah, well. Let them feed my anger all until senior year. Joke’ll be on them.

Hahaha. -Strokes all of my school blue prints.-

I’ve not said any details, and if I did shoot a school up.. I wouldn’t come out alive.

I would kill that bitch, if I could make that detour before sending the school to Hell.

Columbine’s gonna’ have NOTHING on me.

Additional information XXX provided for me:
Firstname Middlename Lastname
Home: 731-222-2222
Home Address:
— — —
—-, TN 00000
E-mail: —-
Birthdate: —

My cell phone number is 208-301-4254. My work phone number is 509-375-2201.

Please don’t hesitate to call me if I can help in any way.

-joe-

The next morning I called the number I found for the police in that town to try and get an email address. The lady that answered responded with an appropriate amount of concern but said she didn’t think the address was in town and that I should call the sheriff’s office. She gave me the number and said to press “15” when I got the automated receptionist. I did that and it ran a number of times and then transferred to what the machine said was the receptionist. That rang a number of times before it said to try later. I called again and this time listened to my options for who to contact. It turns out “15” was for the prison tower. “20” sounded like a better option which was the detectives office. Another woman answered and listened for about 30 seconds before telling me, “I’m going to let you talk to my chief.” Fine. Three times I get to tell this story and all I really want to do is get an email address. But the chief came on and he listened carefully. I finished my story and asked for an email address. He gave it to me without any hesitation and I asked him to send me a confirming email if he got it. Otherwise I was going to call back in 10 minutes or so. He agreed and three minutes later I received this:

Message received. Am contacting investigators immediately. Thanks for your help. Will advise if further assistance needed.

About 40 minutes after the first message from the chief I received the following:

Subject well know by school officials. Officers on the way to take him into custody. Will advise.

A little less than five hours later and I received this:

Subject is custody of Juvenile Court. Mental health counselors and parents are also involved. Thanks for your concern. You may still get a call f/ one of the investigators.

Then a couple days later I received this:

Just a final follow up;

YYY has been charged in Juvenile Court. He has been removed from the school system and ordered to counseling pending the hearing. He is considered a realistic threat. Thanks again for your quick thinking and concern.

Game over — I hope. Xenia’s friend is apparently a “little freaked out” but realizes she did the right thing. Xenia seems to think it was no big deal. Her friend had a problem and Dad took care of it for her.

 

Jay gets some adventure in his life

Jay, from my place of work, is a novice shooter and doesn’t even own a gun.  At a real Boomershoot he would have to borrow or buy a gun then wouldn’t really have much of a chance to even connect with one without a lot of help.  He had watched the video, read the articles and wanted to try it.  Ry and I made up some targets on the 19th and Jay showed up last Saturday on the 25th when Ry, Barb, and I were doing some improvements to the range

It all started out pretty normal with me giving him the safety instructions and doing some dry fire exercises with him.  The only thing a little unusual, up to this point, was him wanting me to shoot the first one.  He got way back and watched as I shot one.  He was a little concerned about his safety and wanted to see what the effect was on me.  Ry tried to comfort (I think that was what he was trying to do) and told him that Ry was the only person to ever get hurt shooting boomers.  He told Jay about getting hit by a rock at sufficiently high velocity that it pierced a hole through his cheek.  And that was due to him not being fully myelinated.  See Ry’s glossary entry for incompletely myelinated for what this means.

Jay then wanted to know about the rocks in the target area where we had placed his boomers.  I told him that this particular shooting area didn’t have any rocks.  I further explained normally we stayed 700 yards away from the boomers near rocks, but Ry, being incompletely myelinated, was about 10 or 15 yards away when he got his piercing.

I stayed around long enough for Ry to take some pictures as Jay started shooting and after a half-dozen shots or so Jay got is first boomer.  Barb and I got on the cat and went off to the normal shooting position about 350 yards away. 

I wondered about the combination of Jay and Ry out there together.  How was Jay going to handle this whole thing?  His normal demeanor, even at work, was something asymptotically approaching the timidity of a field mouse in the big city. Not only was he practically void of experience with guns, he had zero experience with explosives, and he was the only shooter that had ever not trusted our judgment on how close was safe.  I had given him about ten minutes of instruction and disappeared off into the distance leaving him with stranger.  A stranger who was the only person to have ever gotten hurt shooting boomers.  I decided he would be fine.  He came out here to have an adventure didn’t he?

I had just barely got started working up on the hill when I noticed some smoke coming up from the boomer area long after the previous explosion had gone off.  I watched for a while but decided that it must just be the remnants of a fireball.  I further assumed that since Jay was continuing to shoot at boomers that everything must be under control.  I was correct on the first item but incorrect on the second.  Jay’s adventure was started to expand into new areas.

As I watched Ry and Jay went over the top of the target berm into Alan’s stubble field.  I watched with great interest now and considered calling them on the walkie-talkie but didn’t think Ry was carrying it with him (I was wrong again).  After a half minute or so the smoke still hadn’t subsided and then Jay came running over the top of the berm towards me.  I decided that was my “go“ signal.  I put the cat in 5th gear and went full throttle straight towards them.  The creek bed between us didn’t have a good crossing point there but to go to the end of the field where it did would probably double the time it would take me to get there.  I knew I could get across one creek bank but was worried about the other side.  I figured that if I had to I could do a very quick modification with the cat to get across and then fix it up afterwards.  I didn’t have to.  It was a steep climb but at a 30 degree angle or so in 1st gear the cat went right over it.  Even in 5th gear at full throttle the cat has a top speed of about five miles an hour.  And after slowing down for the creek bed crossing it probably took me nearly four minutes to get to the fire.

By the time I got there it had traveled west about 50 feet just a few feet from the base of a pine tree and it was blocking my direct path between the hay field I was in and the partially worked up stubble field that was on fire.  I had to cross an old fence row where the blade wouldn’t even touch the ground where the fire was.  So I ended driving through the fire to get to the level ground on the other side of it.  The cat has steel on the ground and doesn’t need a particularly high O2 content to keep running. It was very smoky and rather warm as I drove through the fire and I hoped there weren’t too many exposed oil and grease patches on the underside of the cat.  I turned around and would have normally went ahead of the fire to make a break but it was now at the base of the tree and I had to put that out.  I concerned that if I pushed through the fire I would pushed it into and up the tree more and into the nearby brush.  So I drove through it a second time to put the blade at the base of the tree (and in my excitement I got too close and cut the tree with the blade), stopped with flames and smoke coming up around me and had to find reverse, drop the blade, and drag it back through the fire while holding my breath.  The fire was cut to probably 1/10 it’s size with just the one pass.  I touched up in the tree area then went back towards it’s origins and finished off the hot spots.

After I had cleaned up Alan’s field as best I could I stopped and chatted with Ry and Jay some.  I said I thought it would be best if they didn’t do any more fireballs.  They didn’t seem to have a problem my suggestion and I went back across the creek to work on the shooting positions on the hill.

It turns out the titanium used to ignite the gasoline we use for the fireballs was sufficient to also ignite what appeared to be green, wet grass.  Ry and Jay later had several more fires to put out but were able to do it without my help.  I did watch them from the distance however and hoped Jay was enjoying his adventure.  I wondered that since we attribute Ry’s uncanny ability to have exciting adventures without even trying to him being incompletely myelinated that perhaps Jay is over myelinated.  It probably doesn’t work that way, but often when driving cat you have lots of time to think about things and come up with crazy ideas at times.  I wondered if Jay had any crazy thoughts as he drove home alone that afternoon.  Most likely he just thought we were crazy.

Ry took some pictures but he dropped his camera when the big fire started and didn’t get any pictures of me putting it out with the cat.

Ry, Barb, and Joe go play in the dirt

Last Saturday, the 25th, we went to the Boomershoot range to make some improvements before it got too wet.  It had been raining off and on for weeks and I was concerned I wasn’t going to get the things done that I wanted too.

Ry took his camera and took lots of pictures.  And he wrote about it in his blog and put up his favorite pictures of the days events.  It was a rare treat for Barb to go out there when I was working on the Boomershoot.  She spent a fair amount of time on the cat with me.

Which was very nice.  She didn’t pay much attention to the work I was doing however and that make it difficult for me to maintain concentration at times too.

We had lunch at my parents place and then dinner in Kendrick.  Except for the fire that almost got a tree it was a very pleasant and productive day.